Learning that a savage murderer is systematically targeting American diplomats and their families throughout the world, secret agent Alexander Hawke follows leads more than a decade old to London and Florida, wondering all the while if more than one killer is responsible for the attacks.
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Why was this book printed and sold?
I am a book lover of over 75 years and have read gloriously written, deeply interesting fiction. This garbage is at exactly the opposite end. Consider this:
1. A huge bodyguard is allowed by his superfat Muslim master to call him "The Dog". No Muslim would allow anyone to call him a dog, because dogs are unclean animals. Off would come the head.
2. Snay bin Wazir.... Snay is a Muslim name? A "wasir"is an administrative title, not a name.
3. Tippu Tib actually existed in the 19th century and was a mass-murdering businessman who made his fortune in the elephant-tooth trade, in part with the support of Belgian interests in the Congo. Here he resurfaces as Tippu Tip helping his master in the wholesale slaughter of elephants. This is accomplished by driving a large herd by Alouette helicopters into a pre-planted minefield - what a delicious irony: a Francophile superhero on the one hand and French choppers on the other.
Every imaginable heartstring-plucking, hug-the-trees stuff is there. His "hero" has already been taken apart by other reviewers, so I abstain from judging this guaranteed sterile superman who has no soft spots or, God forbid, vices. Oh, and let's not forget the bevy of super beauties who would bring smallpox to America if it weren't for the said superhero.
Had enough yet? If you are a certified, institutionalizeable moron, you buy this book.
PS: I am getting very tired of seeing books on the market that have no value whatsoever and are printed only (so it seems) to get money from the unsuspecting public in order to fatten the purses of some publisher/editors son-in-laws or cousins. Sad state of affairs in the publishing business.
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This thriller's a gripper
Ted Bell is a master yarn-spinner of the most exquisite type. He knows how to slip in and out of each character's: ... skin; ... speech pattern; ... and inherent response to events... in a way that few writers know how to do, or could even understand and appreciate.
I call this book a 'gripper' because it gripped my attention so strongly that I was pulled away from EVERYTHING else for a couple of days. I've only experienced this total-immersion attraction with the works of a few other writers - Trevanian and John Fowles, for example.
I'm an advertising guy who has zero aspiration to do what Ted does so deftly, but as an advertising copywriter and business educator myself, I can see little hints of the former advertising exec peeking through the master plotting and descriptive exposition. Every now and again; especially in the devastatingly funny chapter about the London movie première.
What's neat is Bell's ad-background element doesn't get in the way of the story or the entertainment - it adds to it.
But what's especially appealing to me about the writing is that Bell knows when to be superficial and blatant, and when to be deep, ruminative and subtle. If you are a discriminating reader, some of the superficial and blatant exposition and dialogue may throw you off at first. Yet once you allow yourself to get pulled into the story and engaged you'll appreciate the author's artistry.
You will know -- as they say in the storytelling trade -- that you are in good hands.
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SAVE YOUR TIME AND MONEY!
Ted Bell must have a lot of family and friends to write all of these nice reviews- because after reading this book, I don't understand why ANYONE would think this book had any substance whatsoever. I bought this book because it came highly recommended by Glenn Beck, and am thoroughly disappointed that I actually paid money for it. I kept expecting the book to get better but it never did.
I want those 6 hours of my life back.
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Assassin belongs in the Trash bin
Clipped sentences, and conversation-style writing, this is the worst written novel I have ever started. Though the plot seemed plausible, I couldn't get beyond how terribly it was written. I'm amazed that trash like this even gets published, the pros, and descriptions of action scenes were horendous, and the characterizations were cartoonlike.
The author, as well as main character have a 'Center of the universe' ego, but what bothered me most was that the author made it a point to use the Lord's name in vain, as often as possible, something few authors do, because it is unnecessary, and uncalled for.
Read instead, anything written by Clive Cussler, a much better, and more reverent author. Cussler, leader of National Underwater Marine Agency(NUMA), lives his adventures, and embellishes on them to make them more exciting for the reader. Cussler also takes care to not insult his readers beliefs, or sensitivities, something Bell considers immaterial when writing his trashcan fillers.
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One of the Worst Books Ever
Why any publisher would print such drivel is beyond me. The characters are cartoon-like and have no depth whatsoever. It is very sloppily written and edited. Just to name a couple of errors that others haven't mentioned. In the boat chase, Stokely Jones' boat at first is powered by two 150 hp Mercury engines. A couple of pages later they become 250 hp Yamaha engines. The bad guys take off from Indonesia flying northwest ostensibly over the Pacific to Los Angeles. Hello? Flying northwest will take you over Asia, not the Pacific. His description of nuclear weopons is total nonsense. Thank Heavens I got the book from the library and didn't pay good money for it!! It is an awful read!!
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WOW!!! Couldn't put Assassin down!
Assassin is even better than Bell's first book, Hawke. The events in the book have an eerie parallel to what's going on in the world today. Alex Hawke is the kind of hero you can't get out of your mind. I hope someone like him actually exists.
If you like Ludlum, Clancy, Flynn and Cussler you will really enjoy Ted Bell's writing style. His research is thorough and his characters couldn't seem more real.
Very high recommendation.
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WOW!!! Couldn't put Assassin down!
Assassin is even better than Bell's first book, Hawke. The events in the book have an eerie parallel to what's going on in the world today. Alex Hawke is the kind of hero you can't get out of your mind. I hope someone like him actually exists.
If you like Ludlum, Clancy, Flynn and Cussler you will really enjoy Ted Bell's writing style. His research is thorough and his characters couldn't seem more real.
Very high recommendation.
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Eatng cardboard is tastier
This is my first - and quite probably my last - exposure to Ted Bell. There's a slug line on the cover proclaiming the book to be "A Thriller." It isn't.
Rather it is a collection of attempted plot twists, one unbelievable situation after another strung together in an attempt to build a story. The characters are entirely unbelievable. (One of the characters is named after a well-known Chicago business executive, perhaps an in-joke nod to a client Bell may have worked with in his previous career at Young & Rubicam. How humorous.)
Alex Hawke is supposed to be the protagonist. He is, of course, a man of great wealth, erudition, skilled at martial arts, yada, yada, yada. The character doesn't reach even the thickness of the paper the words describing him are printed on.
It seems to me that Bell is trying to emulate Clive Cussler. Cussler pulls it off. His characters are ordinary humans who just happen to possess the requisite wealth, knowledge, experience and combat skills to pull off impossible feats in plots that often strain credulity. But Cussler does it and does it well. Bell tries, but fails.
I found myself finishing this novel only because I wanted to see how bad it could get. It got pretty bad and after the last page, I cursed myself for wasting the time.
Jerry
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Carelessly Written
Ted Bell seemed to have done a lot of research for Assassin, yet the book is about as believable as a typical Bond movie. There is a lot of detail, as though Bell is aiming to be Clancy-like, but the way characters and agencies (good and evil) respond to events is more fantastic than realistic. The ability of the bad guys to produce techno gadgets is implausible, the fight sequences are almost laughable (Austin Powers' judo chop is featured often), and everyone who's anyone happened to have met once back when they were nobody.
Most of that is forgivable, if distracting. What's not forgivable is frequent inconsistency. Example: An unarmed Hawke finds a Browning pistol, fires it until its empty, throws it away, and two pages later shoots a bad guy with it. Hmmm.
What should be a climax just churns. The evil genius tells his boss towards the end that the nuclear threat we've been reading about is too unstable, so he didn't finish it, but that's OK, instead he has a mutant virus. Yes, that was the first mention of the mutant virus. If that ruined the plot for you, well, it did for me too. As did the revival of the nuclear threat towards the end, when it becomes clear that the virus isn't going to get anywhere.
Fun hear and there. Chilling here and there.
Ar not goin to read more of des Hawkes books, mon.
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Ted's best yet
Hands down, this is Ted Bell's best effort. A thriller with more twists and turns than a convention of corkscrews. Only to a wordsmith like Ted would I trust my life and reputation (see chapter23).