The Radleys: A Novel
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The Radleys: A Novel

Hardcover – December 28, 2010

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$16.65
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Hardcover
Pages
384
Publisher
Free Press
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ISBN-13
978-1439194010
Dimensions
6 x 1.3 x 9 inches
Weight
1.2 pounds

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From Publishers Weekly Starred Review. This witty vampire novel from British author Haig (The Possession of Mr. Cave) provides what jaded fans of the Twilight series need, not True Blood exactly, but some fresh blood in the form of a true blue family. Dr. Peter Radley and his wife, Helen, have fled wild London for the village of Bishopthorpe, where they live an outwardly ordinary life. The Radleys, who follow the rules of The Abstainer's Handbook (e.g., "Be proud to act like a normal human being"), haven't told their 15-year-old vegan daughter, Clara, and 17-year-old son, Rowan, who's troubled by nightmares, that they're really vampires. A crisis occurs when a drunken classmate of Clara's, Stuart Harper, attacks her on her way home from a party and inadvertently awakens the girl's blood thirst. Peter's call for help to his brother, Will, a practicing vampire, leads to scary consequences. The likable Clara and Rowan will appeal to both adult and teen readers. (Dec.) (c) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved. From Bookmarks Magazine Despite the saturation of vampire books, television, and movies, the reviews of The Radleys suggest that readers everywhere have not yet tired of these bloodsucking (or, in this case, mostly abstaining) beings. Although each vampire novel differs from the next, critics quickly pointed out that Haig’s offering, at heart a family drama, contains some unique elements, including references to vampire pop culture both old and new as well as thoughtful inquiries into the nature of morality and identity. Yet though smart and witty, the novel often overstates its case in its presentation of right and wrong. Still, fans of the genre will rejoice in this new addition to vampire lore—and its planned sequels. From Booklist The Radleys—Peter, Helen, and their two teenagers, Clara and Rowan—live outwardly in domestic bliss, but it comes at a price: Peter and Helen are abstainers, vampires who view blood drinking as an addiction, and keeping up the facade has strained their marriage. They’ve kept the truth from their children, but this backfires when Clara’s vegan diet (dangerous for abstainers, who need meat) causes uncontrollable blood lust, culminating in her ripping a boy to shreds. Enter Uncle Will, an unrepentant vampire, whose subtle and dangerous charm brings even more trouble. This is a dark domestic drama about a loving but dysfunctional family that just happens to be vampires, though delicious moments of gore maintain its horror connection. Excerpts from The Abstainer’s Handbook, which the Radley’s rigidly follow, cleverly mimic self-help manuals, and Haig’s sly digs at suburbia’s forced banality and conformity are on target. As Rowan says, “Everyone represses everything. . . . We’re middle-class and we’re British. Repression is in our veins.” A white-picket-fence-style happy ending caps off this unusual blended story. --Krista Hutley "Funny, scary and wickedly familiar...Reading The Radleys proved an unpredictable experience, its themes crafted through a pleasurable switch of tones. On the one hand it’s a parochial comedy of manners in a...suburban setting, but it quickly gathers poison and then effortlessly enters the supernatural without ever betraying its worldly concerns.” — Alfonso Cuarón, director of Y Tu Mamá También , Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Children of Men “The Radleys is, first and foremost, the remarkable story of a family, born of denial and deceit, learning to tell the truth. That the family in question happens to be Undead is secondary, because in Matt Haig’s masterly hands vampirism is much more than blood lust. It is a yearning for love, truth, passion, and authentic connection.” —Allison Burnett, author of Undiscovered Gyrl “A sharp, bloody tale of abstinence and indulgence (and trying not to eat the neighbors).” —Steven Hall, author of The Raw Shark Texts “Matt Haig writes a wickedly clever and completely addictive vampire novel, delicious from beginning to end. Teens and adults alike will be absolute gluttons for The Radleys .” — Lisa McMann, author of the New York Times bestselling Wake trilogy."Delightfully eccentric ccomedy about a family of sburban undead...a strangely moving portrait of a marriage in which both partners are compelled to deny their own instincts and longings." — Financial Times "Witty and humane...Haig writes in addictive, bitesize chapters that pump the action along. He has fun with all the Vampyre lore...while keeping his characters convincing, original and likeable." — Daily Mail " Haig has managed to coax something delightfully new and, unusually, rather English from a saturated genre...nifty revelations...it becomes an enjoyably twisty and self-aware tale. Haig combines strong dialogue with a healthy sense of self-parody in a novel that should appeal to all vampire fans, whatever their age."— Metro (4 star review) “The Radleys …switches deftly between a classic Carrie -style narrative of teen difference, in which the kids are teased for their outsiderness, and a parental tale of mid-life crisis.” — The Herald “You know when you read a book that is so insanely good you just do not want it to end?” — Empire of Books "A dark domestic drama about a loving but dysfunctional family that just happens to be vampires, though delicious moments of gore maintain its horror connection. Excerpts from The Abstainer's Handbook...cleverly mimic self-help manuals, and Haig's sly digs at suburbia's forced banality and conformity are on target...A white -picket-fence-style happy ending caps off this unusual blended story." — Booklist Matt Haig is the bestselling author of severalxa0children’s books andxa0novels, including The Radleys , winner of the ALA Alex Award. An alumnus ofxa0Hull University and Leeds, his work has been translated into twenty-nine languages. He lives in York with his wife, UK novelist Andrea Semple, and their two children. Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Orchard Lane It is a quiet place, especially at night.Too quiet, you’d be entitled to think, for any kind of monster to live among its pretty, tree-shaded lanes.Indeed, at three o’clock in the morning in the village of Bishopthorpe, it is easy to believe the lie indulged in by its residents—that it is a place for good and quiet people to live good and quiet lives.At this hour, the only sounds to be heard are those made by nature itself. The hoot of an owl, the faraway bark of a dog, or, on a breezy night like this one, the wind’s obscure whisper through the sycamore trees. Even if you stood on the main street, right outside the pub or the Hungry Gannet delicatessen, you wouldn’t often hear any traffic or be able to see the abusive graffiti that decorates the former post office (though the word FREAK might just be legible if you strain your eyes).Away from the main street, on somewhere like Orchard Lane, if you took a nocturnal stroll past the detached period homes lived in by solicitors and doctors and project managers, you would find all their lights off and curtains drawn, secluding them from the night. Or you would until you reached number seventeen, where you’d notice the glow from an upstairs window filtering through the curtains.And if you stopped, sucked in that cool and consoling fresh night air, you would at first see that number seventeen is a house otherwise in tune with those around it. Maybe not quite as grand as its closest neighbor, number nineteen, with its wide driveway and elegant Regency features, but still one that holds its own.It is a house that looks and feels precisely how a village family home should look—not too big, but big enough, with nothing out of place or jarring on the eye. A dream house in many ways, as estate agents would tell you, and certainly perfect to raise children.But after a moment you’d notice there is something not right about it. No, maybe “notice” is too strong. Perhaps you wouldn’t actively realize that even nature seems to be quieter around this house, that you can’t hear any birds or anything else at all. Yet there might be an instinctive sense that would make you wonder about that glowing light and feel a coldness that doesn’t come from the night air.If that feeling grew, it might become a fear that would make you want to leave the scene and run away, but you probably wouldn’t. You would observe the nice house and the moderately expensive car parked outside and think that this is the property of perfectly normal human beings who pose no threat to the outside world.If you let yourself think this, you would be wrong. For 17 Orchard Lane is the home of the Radleys, and despite their very best efforts, they are anything but normal.© 2010 Matt Haig Read more

Features & Highlights

  • Just about everyone knows a family like the Radleys. Many of us grew up next door to one. They are a modern family, averagely content, averagely dysfunctional, living in a staid and quiet suburban English town. Peter is an overworked doctor whose wife, Helen, has become increasingly remote and uncommunicative. Rowan, their teenage son, is being bullied at school, and their anemic daughter, Clara, has recently become a vegan. They are typical, that is, save for one devastating exception: Peter and Helen are vampires and have—for seventeen years—been abstaining by choice from a life of chasing blood in the hope that their children could live normal lives. One night, Clara finds herself driven to commit a shocking—and disturbingly satisfying—act of violence, and her parents are forced to explain their history of shadows and lies. A police investigation is launched that uncovers a richness of vampire history heretofore unknown to the general public. And when the malevolent and alluring Uncle Will, a practicing vampire, arrives to throw the police off Clara’s trail, he winds up throwing the whole house into temptation and turmoil and unleashing a host of dark secrets that threaten the Radleys’ marriage.
  • The Radleys
  • is a moving, thrilling, and radiant domestic novel that explores with daring the lengths a parent will go to protect a child, what it costs you to deny your identity, the undeniable appeal of sin, and the everlasting, iridescent bonds of family love. Read it and ask what we grow into when we grow up, and what we gain—and lose—when we deny our appetites.

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A Vampire book for all of us in our 40s

When I received this book I thought oh another vampire book. But then I started to read it and it was so much more. What I liked most about this story was how human the vampires were in the story. They fall in love they marry they have children and they eventually die. This story is about the vampire family the Radleys at the begining of the story their two children do not even know they are vampires. The Parents want to be a typical middle class normal British family and they think by not telling their children about their heritage it will cause them to be normal. This will serously back fire and that is the begining of this wonderful story. I really enjoyed this story because as a middle age man who has been married for 20 years and has teenage children I found Peter very easy to indentify with. If you want something good to read that will make you think this is the book to read.
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Vampire Family Soap Opera

Dark humor pervades this entertaining vampire family soap opera. While Helen was engaged to Peter Radley, his rougish brother Will secretly whisks her off for one sex filled, "vampire conversion" night in Paris. Helen discovers she is pregnant and tells Peter the baby is his. This happened 17 years ago. That is when the Radleys (Helen and Peter) decided to live like normal people and follow the guidelines set down by the Abstainer's Handbook, a book written for those who no longer wish to live the traditional vampire life. Complications arise as their two children Rowan - biological son of Will, and daughter Clara begin to acquire vampire characteristics. Clara is the first to change when one night a thuggish classmate attacks her. The fangs erupt on their own and Clara does what any vampire lass would naturally do - she drains him dry. This is when Helen finally agrees with Peter that it is time to explain their heritage to the children.

At first the Radleys seem to be a terribly dysfunctional family, but soon enough each of them shows a depth not apparent in the beginning. They learn to pull together when outside forces attempt to destroy them. Ultimately this is a story about family and love.
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Read it. Today.

Ah, the cleverness of Mr. Haig! The Radleys tackles a similar subject as a couple of its modern contemporaries (ie Twilight series): that of vampires who do not drink human blood---vampires who are trying to fit in with society. This one is a bit different, though, because the Radley family is fully immersed in modern society and fully immersed in their delusions that their ploy could actually stick. What I found most interesting was the children; the Radley parents have hidden their vamp identities from their kids, which makes the kids wonder why they get sick when they go out in the sun, why they can't be vegetarians, etc, etc. And the writing is excellent. Example: "His lower intestines spilled out of him, like escaping eels." Ooo ... that's pretty.

This is a character-focused book, as the reader is left to wonder, when the daughter accidentally kills someone, what will the Radleys do? Not only do you wonder, but you want to know, because the characters are excellent. Dad Radley is dealing with his own American Beauty-esque questions of how did I end up here? Mama Radley is desperately trying to appear normal, but she ... just ... can't. Son Radley is creepy, but you root for him, despite his goth persona. Daughter Radley is kind of evil and blood-thirsty, but hey, she's a vampire right? This is just a clever, clever book, written by a British dude who really knows how to write. Gorgeous ... and gory.
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Boring

I wasn't overly impressed with the novel. You can tell it was set up so that there would be sequels. I just could not invest any emotion into the characters and I really wanted to like it. Maybe it was because the writing seemed so clinical and restrained? Not sure but I was disappointed in the book.
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The Family Next Door

The Radleys are a vampire family trying to live a normal life in a small town in England. Well, Peter and his wife Helen haven't actually told their teenage children, Rowan and Clara they are vampires. The sunblock they constantly apply hasn't prevented Rowan from getting severe skin rashes. He is finding it increasingly hard to sleep at night. His sister, Clara has decided to go vegan with predictably dire gastronomic results. Yet, their parents are reluctant to reveal the truth, as they long ago pledged to each other to fight their urges and try to live normal human lives. An assault on Clara by a drunk, overly amorous classmate leads to predictable results, with her first taste of blood. In a panic, Peter calls out to his estranged brother, Will, for help. This could prove to be a major mistake, as Will is a fully practicing, nearly out of control, vampire. This story is an interesting take on the vampire mystique. I found it a bit staid, nothing over the top. The story flows smoothly and is an easy read.
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a bloody good read

book arrived on time and in the condition stated on the website.
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fun little domestic read. Family dilemmas of a strange kind.

I liked this book. It was a fun read. You could really believe that vampires existed and how they tried to fit in. Some tried to conform to society, some did not. Set s up like society really is with exemptions and minorities wanting to fit the mold of society, only these minorities were vamps. Family dilemmas. Teen difficulties and even societal problems like suicide were mentioned. It did get a little boring in the middle. Overall, it was fun to read.
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Better than the Twinkly Ones

Supernatural creatures trying to blend in with "normal humans" is a fairly popular plot device in fiction these days. What makes it fresh in Matt Haig's "The Radleys" is that half the family doesn't know they're keeping a low profile. Actually, they aren't even aware of their supernatural nature.

Though parents Peter and Helen know what they are, they've deliberately kept their children in the dark. Claire and Rowan have always been weak and prone to sickness, due to their inadvertent avoidance of the very thing they don't know they need. An attack on Claire by a drunk, overly amorous classmate sets in motion her and Rowan's discovery of both their true nature and their parents' deception. Haig interweaves this discovery with bits and pieces of back-story that sheds light on their parents' desire to abstain in the first place.

What are they abstaining from? Blood, of course. Similar to that other family of twinkly, Pacific Northwest abstainers, the Radleys act just like their "unblood" neighbors on sleepy Orchard Lane - except when they don't. And when they don't, their violence is spectacular and horrific.

The narrative picks up speed when Peter turns to his alluring, but wantonly cruel, brother Will for help. With Will's presence come new secrets and complications that force Peter and Helen to face the consequences of their long-standing deception.

The Radleys is a philosophical novel about honesty and the perils of identity crisis set against an acute moral conflict. Haig develops each character carefully and brings the narrative to a satisfying, but somewhat sudden, conclusion.

If you have more than a passing interest in the supernatural, but are overwhelmed by the avalanche of current supernatural fiction, pick up The Radleys. It's a well-written novel that won't make you feel empty after you're done reading.
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The Radleys - I loved it!

I absolutely loved this book. It had me experiencing a range of emotions; amusement, tension, empathy and most disconcerting, longing. It's about choices. It's about actions. It's about consequences. I also loved the author's take on vampires, which are familiar but with fresh ideas too.

At first all the different points of view was a little distracting, but as I continued reading, the story became a movie in my mind. I could see the characters in my head, the street they lived on, their house with the pond in the backyard. All the points of view served to show me the other characters and how they tied in to the big picture.

The chapters were short and powerful. Matt Haig packed a lot of punch in few words and summed up feelings and emotions succinctly. The writing is exquisite, with metaphors and descriptions that are clever, unique and beautiful.

Excerpts from a book called "The Abstainer's Handbook" were interspersed throughout the novel showing humor and revealing a few things to the reader. First of all that the Radley family is trying to "abstain" and second that there is a whole movement in society of abstaining vampires. I also liked the explanations of physiological symptoms and solutions that abstainers have to face.

The theme that really got me was yearning and longing for the past. In that respect Helen and Peter are like any other married couple that find themselves in a rut. They are struggling to find happiness and peace. However, it goes much deeper than that. "If only he had been a normal human and could stop wanting more." Peter laments. Peter are you kidding me? These feelings are not exclusive to vampires! Helen yearns for the past, her youth and for fun. (Hey doesn't everyone?) It's almost like responsibility is a mask that they are putting on. At one point Helen thinks that adulthood is the "suit of armor over their craving infant souls." They want to give in to their carnal desires, but they also want to be "good."

The Radley children, Rowan and Clara, each deal in different ways with their newfound identities. I was a little surprised at how quickly they accepted the truth. For me, it was a bit anti-climactic, but I also wonder if at some level they suspected that they weren't like everyone else. They've had physiological problems and emotions that now make sense. And now, they are feeling self-loathing, fear and also they are finding their own power, just like many teen-agers.

There are so many stories about vampires falling in love and finding acceptance with said loved one. This is about accepting themselves. I couldn't help but empathize and sympathize with the Radley's. I wanted them to be happy and healthy and I didn't want them to abstain anymore.

With the return of Peter's brother, Will, the past comes back to catch up with them. I don't want to give away too much, but there were many twists and surprises. The reader finds out about their backstories in flashbacks and memories that are peppered throughout the story. By the end, I saw the whole, horrifying, sad picture. The plot is clever, exciting and strong and holds the intensity all the way through to the end. Even if the vampire element wasn't present, it is still a great story.
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Vampires Have Problems Too

Meet the Radleys: patriarch Peter, a middle-aged, harried, physician, who worries that he is growing old in a loveless marriage; matriarch Helen, an upper-middle class village (suburban) housewife, who is struggling to hold the family together; and their two teenage children, son, Rowan, who is routinely bullied by his peers and suffers from chronic insomnia and skin rashes, and daughter, Clara, who is suffering from severe physical side effects due to her recent conversion to veganism.

All in all the Radleys are a fairly normal English family, save for the fact that they are vampires. The younger Radleys are unaware of their genetic heritage because their parents have been 12-stepping -- abstaining from the vampire life -- for seventeen years. One night, however, Clara accidentally uncovers the family secret. Thereafter, the elder Radleys are forced to disclose to their children their vampire identities; confront lingering issues from the past (namely, Helen's infatuation with Will, Peter's older brother and a practicing vampire); and embrace an uncertain future as to how to live in an unblood (human) world while still being true to themselves.

The Radleys by Matt Haig, is not your typical vampire novel in the sense that the characters' "vampireness" could be replaced with any malady or affliction and the novel would still work (although the jokes wouldn't be as funny). In fact, the book reads in many parts like satire on chemical dependency recovery programs except that here the addiction is to blood not drugs or alcohol. Throughout the novel, passages from The Abstainer's Handbook are quoted. For example, one way to overcome OBT (overwhelming blood thirst) is to "Watch golf. Watching certain outdoor sports on TV, such as golf or cricket, have been known to reduce the likelihood of an attack." Another passage urges the abstainer to: "Confine your imagination. Do not lose yourself in dangerous daydreams . . . Fill your diary with harmless social activities. By doing we stop ourselves imagining. And imagining for us is a fast-moving car heading toward a cliff."

Of course, blood addicts are different from other addicts. Whereas most recovering addicts are better off kicking their addictions, the Radleys are miserable in their abstaining lifestyle. One underlying theme of the novel is how to be one's authentic self even if this out of the mainstream.

The Radleys is at times tongue-and-cheek and at other times fairly serious, but always an engaging read!

Publisher: Free Press (December 28, 2010), 384 pages.
Advance review copy provided courtesy of the publisher.
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