The Venom Business
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The Venom Business

Paperback – November 19, 2013

Price
$14.99
Format
Paperback
Pages
400
Publisher
Hard Case Crime
Publication Date
ISBN-13
978-1783291229
Dimensions
5.02 x 1.03 x 7.98 inches
Weight
12.9 ounces

Description

"Great delight to Crichton fans who are still mourning his 2008 passing."xa0Geek Girl Project Long before he wrote Jurassic Park , before he scripted blockbuster movies like Twister , before he created the groundbreaking TV series ER , Michael Crichton was an honors student at Harvard Medical School - and writing paperback suspense novels on the side, under the top-secret pen name "John Lange." Lange wrote eight books between 1966 and 1972...and then vanished.Until, 40 years after John Lange was born, Michael Crichton chose Hard Case Crime to bring him back, personally re-editing two Lange books, even writing new chapters for one of them. Now Hard Case Crime is proud to bring all of John Lange's work back into print for the first time in decades - and the first time ever under Michael Crichton's real name. Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. It was not a very good hotel, but it was the best in the town, and it had a fine old bar with overhead fans which rotated slowly, casting shadows across the ceiling. He was partial to that bar, with the creaking fans, and he liked the bartender, Henri, so whenever he came to Valladolid he stayed in the hotel.The girl said, “Do you come here often?”“Every month,” he said.“For snakes?”“For snakes.”“Snakes have made Charles very rich,” Henri said. Henri was an old Parisian; he loved to talk, long into the night. He particularly liked to talk to Raynaud, because he traveled so much.“Pour yourself a drink,” Raynaud said, “and shut up.”Henri laughed delightedly.“And pour another for the girl,” Charles Raynaud said.The girl was sitting there, wearing trousers and a shirt with the sleeves rolled up. She was rather pretty, long blond hair pulled back casually; Henri introduced her as Jane Mitchell. She seemed quiet and reserved and a little stuffy.“Miss Mitchell,” Henri said, “just arrived today.”Raynaud said, “You’re with a tour?”She shook her head. “Hate tours.”He was genuinely surprised. “You came alone?”“I can take care of myself,” she replied quickly.“Miss Mitchell,” Henri said, “is on her way around the world.”“Vacation?”“Escape,” she said.“From whom?”“From New York,” she said, pushing her glass across the bar to Henri.“And how did you happen to choose this gay resort?”xa0“I wanted someplace out of the way.”“That,” he said, sipping tequila again, “you definitely have.”Henri said, “Miss Mitchell was expressing great interest in your work.”“You’ll have to excuse Henri,” Raynaud said, “he is an incorrigible matchmaker.”“Nonsense,” Henri said.“Well, it’s true,” the girl said, “I was curious. I never heard of anybody collecting snakes before.”“Oh,” Raynaud said, “I don’t collect them. I sell them.”“Sell them?”“To zoos,” Henri said, “and to scientists.”“And snake farms,” Raynaud said. “You might say I’m in the venom business.”“Is it interesting?” she asked.“No,” he said. “It’s really quite dull.”“How do you catch them?”He shrugged. “Prong, sometimes. Or a trap. But usually just bare hands.”“That,” she said, “sounds interesting.”He smiled. “Only if you make a mistake.”“And you don’t make mistakes?”“Not if I can help it.”“You are very sour tonight, Charles,” Henri said. “Invite the girl along. You can see that she wants to go.”“Oh, I couldn’t—”“Nonsense,” Henri said, raising his hand. “Charles would be delighted to have you. He would say so himself but he has not had enough to drink. He’s very shy.”“Really, I don’t think—”“You mustn’t be put off by Charles, as you see him now. He is actually quite charming. Charles, be charming.”Raynaud grinned. “Miss Mitchell,” he said, “you are cordially invited to a snake hunt tomorrow morning.”She hesitated.“If you don’t accept, I shall go to my room, which I now know to be second best in the hotel, and hang myself from the ceiling fan because I lacked the charm to convince you.”She smiled back at him. “That sounds awful.”“Then you accept?”xa0“I accept.”“Good. But you must understand two things. The first is that we leave at five in the morning. Sharp.”She nodded.“And the second is that you will probably be very bored by the whole thing.”She smiled, and said, “I’ve been bored before. I think I can stand it.”“Then,” Charles said, “allow me to buy you a drink.”When the girl had finally gone to bed, Raynaud stayed at the bar to have a last drink with Henri.“You shouldn’t have done that,” Raynaud said.“You were disgraceful,” Henri said.“I didn’t want her to come.”“Absolutely disgraceful. Are you getting too old?”“I have a tight schedule tomorrow.”“But she is very pretty, Charles.”“She is attractive.”“And besides, she is so unhappy. I think she has had bad luck with love, and now she needs to be happy.”“You think catching snakes will make her happy?”“I think,” Henri said, “that it will divert her.”“And I think that she will sleep peacefully until noon.”Henri looked at him slyly. “One hundred pesos?”“One hundred pesos.” He took the money from his wallet and set it on the bar.“I fear you have just lost a bet.”“We’ll see,” Raynaud said. Read more

Features & Highlights

  • As an expert handler of venomous snakes - and a smuggler of rare artifacts - Charles Raynaud is accustomed to danger. So the job bodyguarding an old acquaintance about to come into a fortune shouldn't make him break a sweat.But when the attempts on the man's life nearly get Raynaud killed, he's left wondering: is he the killers' real target...?

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Proceed at your own risk

Being a fan of Michael Crichton, I was delighted to find there are a number of his books under the pen name John Lange I had not read. Having just read "Venom," I wish I had never discovered them. "Venom" is nearly 400 pages with substance sufficient for 200 pages maximum. Perhaps he was being paid by the word like Dumas. The result is a sloppy bag of a "suspense" novel filled with unnecessary and irrelevant fluff. The plot literally makes no sense and is beyond implausible. The characters...well, let me say they are so unreal I do not believe any reader will have met or heard of anyone remotely like them. Taken together, as several other reviewers have said, the book is an incoherent bore. I will certainly never buy another in this series. I should add I love this genre. I don't confuse these books with great literature and I don't hold them to that standard. But this book falls well short of any standard at all.
21 people found this helpful
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Convoluted and Complex. Feel like your Time is being Wasted.

I love Michael Crichton, but this is by far his most boring book. It took my forever to read, and I fell asleep reading it more than once. The plot is very convoluted for such an anti-climactic ending. Chacters backstories too complex. You don't feel anyone has evolved as a character at the end. Not very much "venom" or snakes or action in this "venom business". Great early attempt by an eventual master, but this books leaves a lot to be desired. Disappointed.
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Interesting Period Piece

This is the fifth Hard Case Crime John Lange/Michael Crichton reissue that I've read and the only one I had a hard time finishing.
WHAT I ENJOYED: I liked the first half of the book - it set up a complicated plot with great potential. Sadly, this plot fizzled out by the end. I liked the description of the crazy sexual mores of the early 70's and the wacky clothing and hip language. Totally dated and cringeworthy these days. I liked that this was Crichton's first attempt at a long-form novel, although the author drove the car off the road at the end.

WHAT I DISLIKED: The characters were almost all unlikeable - I cared not a whit what happened to them. The story meandered and I wanted to chuck the book across the room out of frustration. I found Crichton's sex scenes to be really awful - I felt embarrassed for the author.

A book for Crichton completists only.
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Good Price

I ordered this because my huge puppy was tall enough to reach it and it was a library book. She ate the back cover. It arrived quickly and though I haven't read it yet, my Mom liked it.
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Not worth the effort to read

The Venom Business begins interestingly enough but rapidly bogs down in mysterious plots and sub-plots. The characters are not believable, situations are unrealistic, and dialog is clumsy. I have enjoyed most of Crichton's books, but not this one.
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Good Read

Great series of grime books, look forward to each one.
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Fun Crime read

Good read - it is not like the more popular Chrichton novels of science fiction. But interesting thriller read!
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Five Stars

Very good book.
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Alot of moving pieces

I think it was worth the read, alot of plot twists and back story. Some reviewers didn't appreciate that and gave an unfair rating. If you find the book hard to read the audiobook is spectacular. I enjoyed listening to it much more than reading it. It is true that the ending leaves a little to be desired but still worth the read or listen.
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Early Crichton thriller fails to hit the mark

As a Michael Crichton fan, I was intrigued to come across the books he wrote during the 1960's under the pen name John Lange. The first one I found was "Zero Cool", a fast and fun homage to "The Maltese Falcon." Then Lange's "Grave Descend." Didn't love that one as much, but I was willing to give the next one on my local library's shelves a try: "The Venom Business." It got off to a promising start -- Charles Raynaud as a mysterious smuggler of venomous reptiles (and other contraband), an exotic Mexican locale, a brave and brainy femme fatale. And then the story dropped straight into an abyss: characters so over the top obnoxious they're only silly, plot swings that would give James Bond whiplash, and misogyny masquerading as sexiness.

Crichton wrote the John Lange books while he was still a medical student. He is said to have chosen a target audience of airline passengers whose only entertainment choices in that pre-electronic era were his books or the in-flight movie. In the case of "The Venom Business," passengers would have been wise to choose the movie.