Dangerous When Wet: A Memoir of Booze, Sex, and My Mother
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Dangerous When Wet: A Memoir of Booze, Sex, and My Mother

Hardcover – April 28, 2015

Price
$14.30
Format
Hardcover
Pages
288
Publisher
St. Martin's Press
Publication Date
ISBN-13
978-1250041159
Dimensions
6.38 x 1.04 x 9.47 inches
Weight
1 pounds

Description

“Jamie Brickhouse's Mama Jean must take her place in the hall of fame where infuriating and unforgettable American mothers wreak havoc, break hearts, but finally instill survival. Surely there is a pedestal available far from Harriet Nelson and Mrs. Brady, close to the rowdy regions where Mary Tyrone lifts a cocktail and Joan Crawford waves a hanger. I loved this book. It made me laugh more than anything in years. Jamie is an original, entertaining voice and a totally wonderful talent.” ―George Hodgman, New York Times bestselling author of Bettyville “Glamorously tragic and howlingly funny in equal measure.” ― Entertainment Weekly “There’s never a shortage of drama ― or humor ― as Brickhouse chronicles his early years running behind his mother’s (high) heels, his wild days in Manhattan and his struggle with addiction.” ― The Washington Post “A chronicle of [Brickhouse’s] often tumultuous but deeply loving relationship with his mother that’s as multifaceted as Mama Jean herself.” ― Entertainment Weekly , A- “Jamie Brickhouse plunges into his dark days of boozing in Dangerous When Wet .” ― Vanity Fair “A poignant, hilarious, and sharply observed story of a gay man's exchange of self-destruction and self-loathing for wisdom and a mature understanding of love. Move over, Augusten Burroughs. You've got company.” ― Wally Lamb, New York Times bestselling author of We Are Water “Compelling and funny. . . Dangerous When Wet , [is as] as tightly constructed as a well-crafted novel and as funny as an evening with Carrie Fisher.” ― Interview magazine “Must-read: Dangerous When Wet . . . not every son can capture such a complex relationship with as much verve as Jamie Brickhouse in his memoir, Dangerous When Wet . . . Brickhouse’s blunt account of addiction and recovery is laced with twisted humor, a testament to the long shadow his mama cast over his life. That same shadow will be following you around days after you finish this book.” ―Out “A blisteringly funny, wrenching account of wrestling way too close to--and later loose from--booze, sex and drugs and his adorable, infuriating mother. . . . packed with many fine threads in a rich tapestry. Bravo.” ― Mary Karr, New York Times bestselling author of The Liars' Club "A delicious and touching memoir. . . . In exploring family uproar, the Holly Golightly allure of Manhattan, and the free fall of alcoholism, Jamie creates a literary cocktail all his own: witty, blisteringly honest and wickedly intoxicating. ” ― Paul Rudnick, playwright, author, and New Yorker humorist “The outrageously bold and bawdy Mama Jean teaches more about life in a single one-liner than a shelf full of self-help books. Brickhouse's memoir is as revealing as it is riotous . . . a dark journey studded with gems of hilarity.” ― Josh Kilmer-Purcell , co-star of The Fabulous Beekman Boys, and author of I Am Not Myself These Days “Sensitive and thoughtful, tinged with hilarity and heartbreak, and as bubbly as a champagne flute of Asti Spumante. Drink it. ” ― Henry Alford, Humorist, author of Would It Kill You to Stop Doing That?, and columnist for The New York Times “Laugh-out-loud read. . . It’s about a rather outlandish gay man and his co-dependent relationship with his larger-than-life Texas mom. She’s got big hair and a big personality. It’s really funny, but also heart warming too.” ―John Searles, Weekend Today Show “ Dangerous When Wet is a fabulous new memoir… [at times] terribly sad, [it] is equally hysterical [and] well written. Dangerous When Wet shows us that with humor, hard work, support and hope, [addiction] can be conquered.” ― Lambda Literary Review “Packed with laugh-out-loud humor and biting, rich pathos – reads like a novel. . .” ― Huffington Post “There’s no shortage out there of addiction memoirs. . . but few include a mother figure as towering as Mama Jean. . .” ― Texas Monthly “Brickhouse is an energetic, witty narrator with a très gay eye for detail who keeps it fresh.” ― Poz “At its big heart, Jamie Brickhouse’s memoir Dangerous When Wet is about communication and relationships with loved ones across time. . . An overly mature and flamboyant redhead, Brickhouse lived under the protective wing of his mother, a larger-than-life character named Mama Jean, whose personality could easily carry a Broadway musical.” ― Houston Chronicle “Campy yet touching memoir about [Brickhouse’s] struggles with the bottle, his sexuality, and his mother, Mama Jean.” ― Gay & Lesbian Review “Twirl your imaginary phone cord because you’ll want to stay connected to Dangerous When Wet . . . In this dark but delightfully comic memoir… Brickhouse reveals all as he chronicles the ups and downs of recovery.” ― MetroSource “Brickhouse has written an amusing but sad, over-the-top but understated, and wholly campy memoir. . . with a wry, knowing sensibility.” ―“Book Notes from the Underground,” New York Public Library “[Brickhouse] is freaking hilarious… [and] hits the mark. He manages to use his sense of humor to inject lightness into what would otherwise be a dark and harrowing story.” ― Baltimore Gay Life “It’s hard to do justice to Brickhouse’s dance-, song-, and celebrity-filled prose, escapades, good-natured storytelling, & unflagging hope. A funny, sad, and fine first book.” ― Booklist “Not only would Mama Jean always be 'a bigger star to [Brickhouse] than Joan Crawford or Elizabeth Taylor,' but he would never be able to outrun his attachment to her because it ‘was love in its purest form.’ Unabashedly campy but always candid.” ― Kirkus Reviews “With blistering prose that contrasts with laugh-out-loud funny sections, Jamie pours out his story of coming out, going wild, getting even more out of control, and getting his life back on course. . .Ribald storytelling mixes with traditional familial themes, resulting in an entertaining, bittersweet and poignant debut.” ― BookReporter.com “ Dangerous When Wet is one wild-ass ride filled with lurid sex, drunken treks, late night phone calls to the rich and famous, and secret upon secret that no one has any business revealing. Jamie Brickhouse serves up a riotous, rollicking memoir that, ultimately, is as sweet as it is outrageous. ” ―Neil White, author of In the Sanctuary of Outcasts “A no-holds-barred account of his fairy-tale life gone bad sets the pages of Dangerous When Wet on fire. Taking the reader on an alcohol, drug, and sex-fueled roller-coaster ride through the 1990s and early twenty-first-century New York City, Jamie spares us – and himself – nothing. Yet despite how much we might want to shake him into consciousness over the wreckage he leaves along the way, when he finally hits bottom after a suicide attempt, we wind up cheering him on as he struggles to find himself, sobriety, and redemption.” ―Eric Marcus, author of Why Suicide? “Storytelling in the South has a distinct flavor, and one can spot Brickhouse’s Deep South roots as he spins tales that hit as simultaneously outrageous and thoroughly authentic. Equal parts Steel Magnolias and an evening with David Sedaris.” ― The Rivard Report & Out in San Antonio “Addiction is never a laughing matter. Unless it’s described in detail by a really gifted writer. . . [A] brutally honest account of a life under the influence of mind-altering substances, as well as the impact of dementia, suicide and living with HIV. . . Ultimately it’s a love story about the bond between an eccentric-yet-conservative mother and her precious son. Many gay men will relate to it. Possibly too much.” ― He Said Magazine “At turns funny and harrowing, yet ultimately hopeful. . . Mama Jean proved to be a ‘Mama Rose-ish’ gayguy’s dream, complete with the domineering aspects of a Beelzebub-or-Bust stage mother. . . Mama Jean would be so-o-o happy that she was so-o-o right about the writing. Jamie Brickhouse pulls the reader in completely. That sounds naughty, but good writing is on a par with bon amour. Really, it can be better, because good writing can be reliably re-experienced.” ―David Marshall James blogspot “Riveting tale of a gay man’s ups and downs and larger than life Mama Jean.” ― Fire Island Q News “Jamie Brickhouse’s Dangerous When Wet is absolutely amazing and staggering. He has a rare talent for fully confronting each part of his life with total honesty, sensitivity, cutting wit, and Falstaffian vigor. . . This is a deeply moving read. . . I for one cannot wait until Mr. Brickhouse writes a novel. Until then, I shall be preaching the gospel according to Jamie, and Mama Jean, for quite some time.” ―Maura Lynch, The Wiseacre blog “It’s incredibly easy to fall in love with the larger-than-life Mama Jean. . . the story keeps readers gripped from the firs page to the last.” ― Fire Island Chronicle “ Dangerous When Wet is very funny, even when dealing with some painful and difficult issues. . . Brickhouse offers a candid, poignant, and often hilarious portrait of his force-of-nature mother, Mama Jean; his spiral into and out of addiction; and the many ups and downs on his life’s journey from Beaumont, Texas to New York City.” ― Fire Island Tide “Funny, touching and serious at the same time.” ― Fire Island News “What distinguishes Dangerous When Wet is both the charm of Brickhouse’s voice… and the carefully woven narrative… His mother’s decline is rendered with a restraint that makes it all the more powerful… courageous, well-crafted, and irresistibly charming." ― Lone Star Literary Life JAMIE BRICKHOUSE has been published in The New York Times, the International Herald Tribune, Lambda Literary Review, The Fix , Addiction/Recovery eBulletin, and the Latin American travel magazine Travesía. He is also a guest blogger for the Huffington Post . Brickhouse spent over two decades in the publishing industry, most recently at two major houses as head of their publicity and lecture divisions. He has also performed stand-up comedy and recorded voice-overs for the legendary cartoon TV show, Beavis and Butthead . A native of Beaumont, Texas, Brickhouse lives in Manhattan with his partner, Michael.

Features & Highlights

  • "A blisteringly funny, wrenching account of wrestling way too close to-and later loose from-booze, sex and drugs and his adorable, infuriating mother. Bravo!" -Mary Karr,
  • New York Times
  • bestselling author of
  • The Liars' Club
  • "Whoever said you can't get sober for someone else never met my mother, Mama Jean. When I came to in a Manhattan emergency room after an overdose to the news that she was on her way from Texas, I panicked. She was the last person I wanted to see on that dark September morning, but the person I needed the most."
  • So begins this astonishing memoir-by turns both darkly comic and deeply poignant-about this native Texan's long struggle with alcohol, his complicated relationship with Mama Jean, and his sexuality. From the age of five all Brickhouse wanted was to be at a party with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other and all Mama Jean wanted was to keep him at that age, her Jamie doll forever. A Texan Elizabeth Taylor with the split personality of Auntie Mame and Mama Rose, always camera-ready and flamboyantly outspoken, Mama Jean haunted him his whole life, no matter how far away he went or how deep in booze he swam.
  • Brickhouse's journey takes him from Texas to a high-profile career in book publishing amid New York's glamorous drinking life to his near-fatal descent into alcoholism. After Mama Jean ushers him into rehab and he ultimately begins to dig out of the hole he'd found himself in, he almost misses his chance to prove that he loves her as much as she loves him. Bitingly funny, raw, and insightful,
  • Dangerous When Wet
  • is the unforgettable story of a unique relationship between a son and his mother.

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An easy read that will haunt you forever

An easy read that will haunt you forever. It's a tragically funny story of failure, redemption, and the scathing edge of all-encompassing love, with no holds barred. It's not for the faint of heart, but anyone with a heart will fall in love.
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LOL - literally laughing out loud.

A fantastic read. I read the book in 2 sittings, and didn't want it to end. There are definitely moments that I guffawed out loud, and also moments that I put the book down to have a good cry. Superbly written and a fun ride from the first champagne cocktail to the end.
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Spectacular!!

Dangerous When Wet is one of those memoirs that has it all. Tragedy, comedy, family, friends, sex, and booze. Brickhouse delivers from start to finish in this emotionally charged book. I simply could not put it down! He is elaborately detailed, and his writing is beautifully articulate. With Mama Jean at the helm, this is a story of love in its’ purest form. Filled with glorious references to music and movies of the golden age, this is a must read!!
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Dangerous When Wet

I am such an eager beaver when it comes to books, that I have been known to get books that not necessarily fit with my way of being. Thanks very much to Amazon, which to this day does not cease to amaze my consumer heart, Dangerous When Wet: A Memoir, written by the intensely passionate Jamie Brickhouse, arrived freshly printed to my doorstep. For some odd reason I had thought when I requested this book that it would be in the territory of the book Dry, by Augusten Burroughs, which at the time it was published had gained quite a number of positive endorsements. To me it was just one more book about the difficult topic of addiction, a condition I wouldn't wish on any one just about.
As I commenced to read Dangerous When Wet, I realized soon enough that I had entered into the world of a gay person. Please do not judge me too harshly when I say that this particular topic is not on my preferred list of reading, as much as I admire several gay figures that have demonstrated incredible talents worth recognizing, plus I am fully aware that gay people are highly sensitive individuals, with a highly developed sense of humor, and I never fail to crack up out loud at their personal view of the world. No disrespect here, for I agree wholeheartedly they deserve as much, and as good as anyone else in the planet.
That being said, here are my impressions of this out of my league book: After reading many books about non fiction subjects, particularly war books, and true crime, this one was definitely a breath of fresh air, or should I say fresh gay air? The protagonist of the story is, as is well known, the author himself, who apparently discovered his sexual preference at an early age, and had no hesitations dabbing into encounters of the same kind, due to his perpetual lustful state of mind, manifested since an early age. Together, with the liberal access to alcoholic beverages that existed in his family, both became strong passions from an early age. Mama Jean, surely a highly important person in his life from the gate go, becomes one of the main characters in the book. Right away one can tell that even though they reside in the rough and tumble city of Beaumont, Texas, where one easily wanders if gay and Texas should go in the same sentence, it is obvious his family had the means to exist well above the poverty level.
Also must be noted that this family really cared for each other, and that alone is well worth pointing out, for how many times one reads about rejected family members once they confessed to the fact of being gay. In that sense, I really liked the fact that this family had fun, went places, and that the author himself was able to live such an extravagant life most of the times.
There are some racy pages, where apparently there is no restriction to the use of the words mouths and dicks close together. I am not a prude, by any stretch of the imagination, but at the same time I became more and more convinced as I read along, that the subject matter did not ring any bells, sort of speak, or tickle my imagination with the vivid descriptions of what happens behind close doors. To each his own, I reassuringly say.
Then when the condition known as anal warts, that look like cauliflowers growing out of his ass, which is a condition that definitely sounds like one I prefer to shy away from, was revealed, I could not help but pause for a moment, realizing the number of things I probably never knew existed in the world of a gay person. You have to admire the courage, and humor on the part of the author, who writes very smoothly most of the pages.
The book is funny, truthfully painful at times, and for those who have an open heart, it will undoubetedly leave a mark, if only a very small one perhaps. One can safely say that the author has lived an exciting life, doing what he obviously likes, and has managed in the process to be recognized as a serious talented person. Good for him, and good for me that I was able to finish the book, making the solemn promise that this subject matter will be probably not selected, for it appeared to be directly meant for people who hears a different drummer. Never saying I am better, or they are, for I do not think is a question of who is more righteous, but more of pre chosen paths of which everyone is highly deserving to embark on, regardless if a fool like me did not feel like it was my cup of tea. 3.5 Stars.
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Fantastic ride!

This book absolutely captivated me. I was getting the kids down early so I could get back to Jamie's escapades. The author gave such an honest, funny, and heartbreaking account of his journey through addiction, love, and anonymous sex. Anyone who has carried the burden of alcohol or drugs will find his story utterly authentic. You journey with the author to his rock bottom, and wonder at his bravery in exposing his not always pretty, but always entertaining, crash. I highly recommend this book - you won't want to put it down.
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Into the drink!

I loved, loved, loved this book and could NOT put it down. Jamie's memoir starts in Beaumont, Texas and takes you on the gripping rollercoaster ride of his mother's love through his coming out of the closet, loving then battling alcohol and the raw accounts of his Manhattan sex-capades. You will laugh out loud, cry and ache through this brutally honest book of pain and triumph. Mama Jean is a character for the ages. This is a must read.
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A Brilliant Cocktail Party with all Its Glamour, Appeal and Snares

Loaded with always compelling, consistently hilarious and often heartbreaking incident, Dangerous When Wet takes readers to a brilliant cocktail party with all its glamour, appeal and snares. Paying homage to the Southern storytelling tradition—in particular to Truman Capote's nuanced, detail-fixated cultivation of memory—Brickhouse charms readers right out of the gate with tales of small-town folly as he describes his nancy-boy upbringing and the defining imprint his importunate, obliquely adoring mother, Mama Jean, left on him. While descriptions of childhood years in some memoirs can seem perfunctory, or so much embroidery designed to "determine" later events, here Brickhouse retells key incidents that nuance our understanding of Mama Jean and other Beaumont, Texas denizens. Mama Jean is a megalomaniacal, infuriating, bigoted, compelling and fascinating character, assuredly endowed with star quality, whose flaws are her strengths. The author is to be commended for his portrayal of this very human paradox; lesser writers might have gone for blustering caricature and easier laughs. I also appreciated Brickhouse's affectionate but cogent critique of small-town life on the right side of the tracks, as the book's narrator, a fussily turned-out prince of that world, starts to get the feeling that something's missing—or more precisely, that he is gay, that there are prejudices in place for those like him. An early example of many disarming confessions Brickhouse makes is portrayal of his willingness to participate in genteel bigotry if it wins approval from his mother, teachers and other adults. In every chapter of Dangerous When Wet, his ability to look coldly at his sins—with no expectation of forgiveness—adds rigor and weight to scenes that might otherwise be (admittedly hilarious) cocktail party anecdotes.

The party keeps raging as Brickhouse makes his way through college and on to the hard-surface glamour of life in New York. Page-turning tales cover every joy and excess of youth, especially for a gay man: romance (and more importantly, sex), the thrill of big-city life and the bigger head-rush of finding a place within it. The author leads readers to the thrill of it all—at this point in the party, everyone is having a ball—and scenes of New York's mad eddy of personalities, buzzy nightspots and dirty-concrete mornings-after are very entertaining, sharply and honestly drawn.

The party wears on and some of the characters, particularly the narrator, (as character, not writer) start to get sloppy, solipsistic and blind to their own destruction. Every drunk knows that after a certain point, more drinking does not make the party any more fun, much less hold back the dawn, but Brickhouse the successful New Yorker is so charming and entertaining such that we, like him, can't bring ourselves to call it a night.

Yet there's got to be a morning after. Perhaps not surprisingly, Brickhouse's chapters that take on booze-related career screw-ups, bleary-eyed promiscuity and its medical reckoning, a suicide attempt, rehab and relapse, form the most serious part of the book. To his credit, Brickhouse does not rely on memoirist convention to tell his tale of fall and redemption; compelled to see where all this leads, readers will observe that previous episodes and observations support the author's journey; there are surprises here that speak well of Brickhouse's rich imagination and talent for understanding. In particular, I was deeply moved by his ability to express—to make readers feel, on a gut level—the intense psychological dread that accompanies a life falling apart. How could Mama Jean's copper-headed golden boy be such a flop? Brickhouse once again owns up—in ways that can be hard to take—to lies and delusions that, exacerbated by drinking in quantities that might chasten the most sybaritic among us, isolate him from those he loves most. Notably, it is here that Brickhouse's relationship with his seemingly impossible mother reaches a nadir. Say what you will about the lady, Mama Jean was a "truth-teller," and our bottoming-out narrator is at this point awash in gin-lubed mendacity.

After the author's suicide attempt, a mother's love, like that of a lioness for her cubs, sets in and Mama Jean's support all but pushes Brickhouse along his difficult, highly imperfect road to full recovery. That said, Brickhouse wisely chooses not to end with a sunny, that's-all-behind-me-now final curtain, but rather with the poignant irony that just as he is getting it together, his mother—a "force of nature," i.e., something that does not change or wane—begins a heart-breaking descent into old age and madness (and perhaps most shocking in Mama Jean's case, inattention to coiffure). The concluding episodes of Dangerous When Wet bring Brickhouse and readers full-circle to what I think is the book's greatest achievement: an acknowledgement and portrayal of the human condition's ironies and flaws, and potential for love in its purest, most forgiving form. They are elements that cackle, soiree-style, at small-town pretension, high-flying careers and preening urbanity. This moral to Brickhouse's story is the sweet hangover from a great party that—like all parties—had to end.
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He's written a stunning memoir of alcohol abuse and family dysfunction exacerbated by growing up in a town and a time where it's

Full disclosure, Jamie is an old friend and high school classmate. He's written a stunning memoir of alcohol abuse and family dysfunction exacerbated by growing up in a town and a time where it's wasn't unusual or difficult for a high school freshman to drink like a depressed sailor.

The crux of the book is his relationship with alcohol and his mother. He captures what it's like to have your identity wrapped up in your drinking and the mourning that comes with the loss of that piece of you when you stop drinking. If you've ever wondered what the difference is between being dry and being sober the heartbreaking chapters on his recovery, relapse and recovery will sear it into your mind.

His relationship with Mama Jean is spectacular. She would absolutely be played by Shirley MacLean if they made the movie 10 years ago. Jamie's relationship with his mom is borderline destructive, but the deepest of his life. The overriding question is can his love for his mom ever match in the intensity of her love for him.

Highest recommendation.
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He also harbores dreams of moving to New York and making a name for himself on the stages of the Great White Way

Dangerous When Wet, is Jamie Brickhouse’s memoir of growing-up, coming out, and sobering up, all in the long shadow of his glamorous, hard-nosed Mamma Jean.
The crux of Brickhouse’s trial-by-fire is a contest of wills between Mamma Jean’s sky-high expectations for her youngest son and Brickhouse’s own larger than life aspirations: imagine a bitch’s brew of silver screen dreams and small town gay bar glamour. As a teen growing up in Beaumont, Texas, Brickhouse becomes adept at slipping away to said gay bar, where he pickes up his first whore (gratis, thank you very much), not to mention his inaugural bout of venereal disease. He also harbores dreams of moving to New York and making a name for himself on the stages of the Great White Way. But Mamma Jean, wanting only the best for her boy, will hear none of it.
By the time Jamie finally slips her grasp for the big city thrills of New York, he’d already given up his acting dreams -- which Mamma Jean deemed too impractical -- for a career in publishing. But he more than makes up for it by indulging his love of booze and men. The highs are many. His career takes off and brings him into the glitzy orbit of Joan Collins, Elaine Stritch and others. Eventually, the nights of boozing and cruising set him up for a precipitous fall and a final, touching, coming to terms with Mamma Jean’s kind of love.
The advance praise promising a “blisteringly funny“ride is dead on, but it only tells half the tale. Brickhouse will indeed crack you up with this account of his rise and fall in New York City. But when he hits bottom and begins his harrowing journey back to Mamma Jean, he’ll also leave you in tears.
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Brilliant When Wet or Dry!

A profound work! A superbly crafted memoir that manages to balance great humor and poignancy with the outrageous, fantastic world of a child's mind and the more realistic world of a struggling, surviving and thriving adult. The book flies by because you become so deeply engaged in the characters and the narrative. I felt as though I knew Brickhouse by the end and - most importantly - I genuinely liked him.

In the era of digital everything - this is one hardback I'll treasure on my library shelf for years to come!
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