Death Troopers (Star Wars) (Star Wars - Legends)
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Death Troopers (Star Wars) (Star Wars - Legends)

Mass Market Paperback – October 26, 2010

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$13.48
Publisher
Random House Worlds
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ISBN-13
978-0345520814
Dimensions
4.14 x 0.8 x 6.86 inches
Weight
5.4 ounces

Description

“Brilliant . . . This book combines two of my favorite things on earth: the Star Wars universe and the undead.” —Tommy Wirkola, director of Dead Snow Joe Schreiber is the author of Chasing the Dead, Eat the Dark , and No Doors, No Windows . He was born in Michigan but spent his formative years in Alaska, Wyoming, and Northern California. He lives in central Pennsylvania with his wife, two young children, and several original Star Wars action figures. Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Purge The nights were the worst.xa0xa0 Even before his father's death, Trig Longo had come to dread the long hours after lockdown, the shadows and sounds and the chronically unstable gulf of silence that drew out in between them. Night after night he lay still on his bunk and stared up at the dripping durasteel ceiling of the cell in search of sleep or some acceptable substitute. Sometimes he would actually start to drift off, floating away in that comforting sensation of weightlessness, only to be rattled awake-heart pounding, throat tight, stomach muscles sprung and fluttering-by some shout or a cry, an inmate having a nightmare.xa0xa0 There was no shortage of nightmares aboard the Imperial Prison Barge Purge.xa0xa0Trig didn't know exactly how many prisoners the Purge was currently carrying. He guessed maybe five hundred, human and otherwise, scraped from every corner of the galaxy, just as he and his family had been picked up eight standard weeks before. Sometimes the incoming shuttles returned almost empty; on other occasions they came packed with squabbling alien life-forms and alleged Rebel sympathizers of every stripe and species. There were assassins for hire and sociopaths the likes of which Trig had never seen, thin-lipped things that cackled and sneered in seditious languages that, to Trig's ears, were little more than clicks and hisses.xa0xa0 Every one of them seemed to harbor its own obscure appetites and personal grudges, personal histories blighted with shameful secrets and obscure vendettas. Being cautious became harder; soon you needed eyes in the back of your head-which some of them actually possessed. Two weeks earlier in the mess hall, Trig had noticed a tall, silent inmate sitting with its back to him but watching him nonetheless with a single raw-red eye in the back of its skull. Every day the red-eyed thing seemed to be sitting a little nearer. Then one day, without explanation, it was gone.xa0xa0 Except from his dreams.xa0xa0 Sighing, Trig levered himself up on his elbows and looked through the bars onto the corridor. Gen Pop had cycled down to minimum power for the night, edging the long gangway in permanent gray twilight. The Rodians in the cell across from his had gone to sleep or were feigning it. He forced himself to sit there, regulating his breathing, listening to the faint echoes of the convicts' uneasy groans and murmurs. Every so often a mouse droid or low-level maintenance unit, one of hundreds occupying the barge, would scramble by on some preprogrammed errand or another. And of course, below it all-low and not quite beneath the scope of hearing-was the omnipresent thrum of the barge's turbines gnashing endlessly through space.xa0For as long as they'd been aboard, Trig still hadn't gotten used to that last sound, the way it shook the Purge to its framework, rising up through his legs and rattling his bones and nerves. There was no escaping it, the way it undermined every moment of life, as familiar as his own pulse.xa0Trig thought back to sitting in the infirmary just two weeks earlier, watching his father draw one last shaky breath, and the silence afterward as the medical droids disconnected the biomonitors from the old man's ruined body and prepared to haul it away. As the last of the monitors fell silent, he'd heard that low steady thunder of the engines, one more unnecessary reminder of where he was and where he was going. He remembered how that noise had made him feel lost and small and inescapably sad-some special form of artificial gravity that seemed to work directly against his heart. xa0 He had known then, as he knew now, that it really only meant one thing, the ruthlessly grinding effort of the Empire consolidating its power.xa0xa0 Forget politics, his father had always said. Just give 'em something they need, or they'll eat you alive. And now they'd been eaten alive anyway, despite the fact that they'd never been sympathizers, no more than low-level grifters scooped up on a routine Imperial sweep. The engines of tyranny ground on, bearing them forward across the galaxy toward some remote penal moon. Trig sensed that noise would continue, would carry on indefinitely, echoing right up until-xa0xa0 "Trig?"xa0xa0It was Kale's voice behind him, unexpected, and Trig flinched a little at the sound of it. He looked back and saw his older brother gazing back at him, Kale's handsomely rumpled, sleep-slackened face just a ghostly three-quarter profile suspended in the cell's gloom. Kale looked like he was still only partly awake and unsure whether or not he was dreaming any of this.xa0xa0 "What's wrong?" Kale asked, a drowsy murmur that came out: Wussrong?Trig cleared his throat. His voice had started changing recently, and he was acutely aware of how it broke high and low when he wasn't paying strict attention. "Nothing."xa0xa0 "You worried about tomorrow?"xa0xa0 "Me?" Trig snorted. "Come on."xa0xa0" 'S okay if you are." Kale seemed to consider this and then uttered a bemused grunt. "You'd be crazy not to be." xa0 "You're not scared," Trig said. "Dad would never have-"xa0xa0 "I'll go alone."xa0xa0"No." The word snapped from his throat with almost painful angularity. "We need to stick together, that's what Dad said."xa0xa0 "You're only thirteen," Kale said. "Maybe you're not, you know..."xa0"Fourteen next month." Trig felt another flare of emotion at the mention of his age. "Old enough."xa0"You sure?"xa0xa0 "Positive."xa0"Well, sleep on it, see if you feel different in the morning..." Kale's enunciation was already beginning to go muddled as he slumped back down on his bunk, leaving Trig sitting up with his eyes still riveted to the long dark concourse outside the cell, Gen Pop, that had become their no-longer-new home.xa0xa0Sleep on it, he thought, and in that exact moment, miraculously, as if by power of suggestion, sleep actually began to seem like a possibility. Trig lay back and let the heaviness of his own fatigue cover him like a blanket, superseding anxiety and fear. He tried to focus on the sound of Kale's breathing, deep and reassuring, in and out, in and out. Then somewhere in the depths of the levels, an inhuman voice wailed. Trig sat up, caught his breath, and felt a chill tighten the skin of his shoulders, arms and back, crawling over his flesh millimeter by millimeter, bristling the small hairs on the back of his neck. Over in his bunk the already sleeping Kale rolled over and grumbled something incoherent.xa0xa0There was another scream, weaker this time. Trig told himself it was just one of the other convicts, just another nightmare rolling off the all-night assembly line of the nightmare factory.xa0xa0 But it hadn't sounded like a nightmare. xa0 It sounded like a convict, whatever life-form it was, was under attack.xa0xa0Or going crazy. xa0 He sat perfectly still, squeezed his eyes tight, and waited for the pounding of his heart to slow down, just please slow down. But it didn't. He thought of the thing in the cafeteria, the disappeared inmate whose name he'd never know, watching him with its red staring eye. How many other eyes were on him that he never saw? xa0 Sleep on it. xa0 But he already knew there would be no more sleeping here tonight. Meat Nest In Trig's old life, back on Cimarosa, breakfast had been the best meal of the day. Besides being an expert trafficker in contraband, a veteran fringe dweller who cut countless deals with thieves, spies, and counterfeiters, Von Longo had also been one of the galaxy's greatest unrecognized breakfast chefs. Eat a good meal early, Longo always told his boys. You never know if it's going to be your last.xa0xa0Here on the Purge, however, breakfast was rarely edible and sometimes actually seemed to shiver in the steady vibrations as though still alive on the plate. This morning Trig found himself gazing down at a pasty mass of colorless goo spooned into shaved gristle, the whole thing plastered together in sticky wads like some kind of meat nest assembled by carnivorous flying insects. He was still nudging the stuff listlessly around his tray when Kale finally raised his eyebrows and peered at him.xa0"You sleep at all last night?" Kale asked.xa0xa0 "A little."xa0xa0 "You're not eating."xa0xa0"What, you mean this?" Trig poked at the contents of the tray again and shuddered. "I'm not hungry," he said, and watched Kale shovel the last bite of his own breakfast into his mouth with disturbing gusto. "You think the food will be any better when we get to the detention moon?"xa0xa0"Little brother, I think we'll be lucky if we don't end up on the menu."xa0xa0 Trig gave him a bleak look. "Don't give 'em any ideas."xa0"Hey, lighten up." Kale wiped his mouth on his sleeve and grinned. "Little guy like you, they'll probably just use you for an appetizer." Read more

Features & Highlights

  • The chilling tale of the undead in a galaxy far, far away.
  • “This is the
  • Star Wars
  • of every horror fan’s dreams—gory, funny, and brimming with a blood-spattered cast of swashbucklers and space-zombies.”—Seth Grahame-Smith, author of
  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
  • When the Imperial prison barge
  • Purge
  • —temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy’s most ruthless killers, Rebels, scoundrels, and thieves—breaks down in a distant part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the
  • Purge
  • is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back—bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours, nearly all aboard the
  • Purge
  • die in ways too hideous to imagine.And death is only the beginning.The
  • Purge
  • ’s half-dozen survivors will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting aboard the Star Destroyer. For the dead are rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.

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Pretty creepy

Personally I found it really creepy in a good way! Remember the first Star wars as Luke looks over at the two Suns setting? Well those good moments aren't the theme of this book. The thought of being stranded in space frightens me. And this book was really scary really recommend if your a fan of the classic star wars trilogy and a fan of alien and other horror movies like maybe a George a Romero film because that's what these things are like. ZOMBIES. imperial zombies. And they're smart. Look up the digital house audio book if you'd want to make it scarier it has star wars effects like blasters and sounds that go with the book it's on YouTube. Definitely recommend.
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A New Hope . . . 28 Days Later?

"Death Troopers" is probably the most polarizing "Star Wars" novel in a long while, and before you read it you should ask yourself an important question. Do you enjoy reimaginings of cannibalistic zombies ala "28 Days Later"? And do you think you can accept mainstream "Star Wars" characters such as Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Darth Vader being referenced in such a context? If this doesn't sound like your cup of tea, you're going to want to avoid this like the (zombie) plague.

On the other hand, if you're like me, you'll want to check this out if only out of curiosity. Surprise! It isn't bad for a horror/sci-fi tie-in to a licensed property. There are lots of gory scares and some very effective atmospheric ambience. A mysteriously deserted Star Destroyer is a very good setting for a horror novel, almost to the point of making me wish this were an "Alien" crossover. Personally, I liked seeing Han Solo and Chewie in action as they are my favorite "Star Wars" characters, and it was a relief not to have yet another Jedi adventure to slog through. "Death Troopers" doesn't have a terribly original premise but neither movie tie-ins nor zombie tales are known for being truly innovative.

"Death Troopers" makes a good companion piece to another love-it-or-hate-it novel called "Night of the Living Trekkies." "Death Troopers" plays it straight, whereas "Trekkies" is more of a parody. This isn't for everyone, but one look at the cover will tell you what you're getting into, and if you like one you will probably like the other.
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SPOILERS heavy review Solo of the Dead should have been the real title of this thing.

Joe Schreiber continues to write the worst Star Wars books ever that are just good for curiosity value or a book you can tell someone you actually read. I can say at least this book is better than Red Harvest, but that's not saying much.

The zombies are rather late to the party, though I guess it's because Joe wanted the slow burn horror aspect to be a big part of the novel. I mean he wanted to basically make this kind of Alien or Aliens just switch Xenomorphs out for zombies and also set it in Star Wars. Again most of the characters are unlikable except for the two elephant in the room surprise characters who shouldn't have been a surprise in this book. I mean just go with it, proudly state you have Han Solo and Chewbacca battling zombies and you'd probably sell more books. Should of made them the main focus of the whole book since they are pretty much the best characters here.

Though Joe gets to actually write a chapter where we have Chewbacca almost turn into a zombie, which is bizarre in itself, I never thought I would have read something like that. I again question how this got passed George Lucas at the Lucas Books publishing desk. I can only imagine Lucas sat there and just nodded and fell asleep while listening to Schreiber talking thinking of midi-chlorians or something.

The other characters are not many, should have had more than 6 characters here. And two of those being more stupid teenagers like in Red Harvest. One of them being a jerk Imperial captain character who disappears for large portions of the book at times.

And even the virus itself doesn't match up with the virus from Red Harvest and raises more questions about is this the same stupid virus from that novel considering it's called "The Sickness" too here but things about are different because it here spreads around like a contagion killing people first and then they become zombies.

Which thanks, Joe Schreiber, I read the Stand and I always wanted to read it happening on an Imperial prison barge spaceship. You are definitely no Stephen King though.
Then the novel goes off on tangents having cannibal survivors at one point show up on the Star Destroyer to add to the body count fodder . And finally revealing the Empire developed the sickness as a weapon apparently. I question Vader and the Emperor giving an Okay to any of that.
Oh boy is this novel even worse than any of those Sequel films Disney came up with actually.
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Stay Away

Every time I think I'll give a Star Wars book a go I almost always walk away disappointed. Joe Schreiber's "Star Wars: Death Troopers" is no exception. In fact, with the exception of Timothy Zahn's fun, original "Heir to the Empire" trilogy I don't think I've ever read a Star Wars novel that I really liked.

Enjoying both the Science-Fiction and Horror genres I thought this book might break my bad SW book streak. I was wrong. The book's premise is intriguing: what if a zombie outbreak occurred on an Imperial Star Destroyer? The thought of such an original concept set in the rich Star Wars universe set my imagination ablaze and I eagerly dived into this book. Unfortunately, the concept is about the only thing that's good with this uneven, un-scary, un-thrilling novel. The characters are all one-dimensional and not particularly engaging. By the time Han Solo arrives, about halfway through the book, one barely recognizes him. Are we supposed to believe that this colorless figure is the same adventuring rogue from the movies just because he's called Han Solo? I don't think so.

Another thing that bothered me was the fact that the 'zombies' don't really live up to the name, though Schreiber doesn't call them that. Instead of the mindless, Romero-inspired killing machines we've come to expect, Schreiber only offers us some watered down ghouls that fire blasters and work together to outfit their own ship to spread the contagion. It just doesn't contribute to that sense of absolute mayhem you want from a zombie story- not even close. There was one moment that could have offered some genuine chills when one of the protagonists finds a group of survivors, but it is over too quickly to be really satisfying.

Give this one a pass and read Max Brooks "World War Z" instead.
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A Dark, Chilling, and Fun Addition to Star Wars

I wasn't initially sold on the idea of a Star Wars zombie horror novel. I read the Galaxy of Fear books several years ago and wasn't overly impressed with them. I'm also not a particularly big fan of zombies; they've never struck me as being that terrifying. However, despite all of this, I really enjoyed Death Troopers as a dark, creepy, and fun addition to the Star Wars franchise. Spoilers follow.

Although I don't usually comment on the cover of the novels, I feel like it deserves some commentary here. The cover art is simply striking: a bloody stormtrooper helmet hanging from a chain with a hook through one of the eyes. It's simple in comparison to the other Star Wars covers, but it advertises the book and its contents well, and it's actually a scene in the novel. Whoever designed the cover deserves a round of applause.

The plot is pretty straightforward. The imperial prison ship Purge suffers from an engine malfunction and boards an abandoned star destroyer to salvage parts. Unfortunately, half of the boarding party doesn't return and the other half brings an unknown virus that quickly spreads, killing almost everyone aboard the ship. There are six survivors: four with a natural immunity and two that are inoculated against the virus. It becomes a race for survival as the previously dead crew and inmates rise again as flesh eating zombies intent on devouring the survivors.

There were two things about the plot and characters that initially stuck out to me. The first was the exposure to life aboard a prison ship, an aspect of the Empire that hasn't been explored yet. The second was that this is the only book I've read thus far that takes place during Imperial rule but doesn't involve the rebellion or feature characters intent on betraying the Empire or starting a rebellion. For me, this was definitely a positive thing; I've wanted to read about some characters that didn't absolutely hate the Empire for a long time.

I haven't read any zombie novels, so I can't vouch for the plot's originality on that front, but it was certainly something new in the Star Wars realms. The settings are described as dark and chilling; it's easy to feel the characters' terror. Schreiber certainly doesn't shy away from gore, and it's very prevalent in the novel. In fact, this might be the goriest Star Wars book to date. However, it adds to the fear-factor of the story. The writing is suspenseful and thrilling, making it nearly impossible to put the book down.

The characters are handled well, even if the survivors are a somewhat stereotypical crew. There are two young inmate brothers (Trig and Kale), Purge's chief medical officer (Zahara), the ambiguous bad guy (Sartoris), and the two Star Wars canon characters (Han and Chewie). They're easy to like, and all of them have their flaws. Their individual struggles through the situation they're forced to endure are certainly interesting, as each character goes about things in a different manner. There are even a few surprises regarding who lives and dies.

On a side note, the shuttle of trapped imperials added a new element of horror to the novel. It was a nice touch and provided something else to shudder at aside from the zombie creatures.

Despite my overall positive reaction to the book, there were a couple of things that bring it from a five-star rating to a four-star one.

First, there's a huge plot hole in the spread of the virus. I can accept that most of the surviving characters have a natural immunity to the disease. However, I fail to see how beings with the immunity can still contract the virus through being bitten. Since it's such a big part of the plot, it's a pretty noticeable continuity issue.

Second, the inclusion of Han and Chewie felt a little cheesy and forced. On the whole, I didn't mind their being in the book; it made it feel more like a Star Wars novel, and I was glad that it didn't turn into another Jedi adventure. However, their introduction was very sudden; some background information would have been appreciated. Also, I kept wondering where this fit into their already established stories.

Overall, Death Troopers was something new to the Galaxy Far Far Away. It is genuinely creepy in places and carries a chillingly dark quality unlike anything seen before in the franchise. Despite a couple of issues, it's a thoroughly enjoyable read. Four stars.
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More plain horror than Star Wars.

If you're a horror fan, this is totally for you. As a zombie/prison/horror novel, 3.5 stars. As a Star Wars book, 1.5.
While I enjoy horror films, I’m not much of a horror novel reader so maybe I’m the wrong demographic. For what it’s worth, however, this book is 99% horror and 1% Star Wars. Assuming it's a spoiler to mention the main series character/s I'll just say there are a few and they're barely present, introduced clumsily, and while Schreiber captures most of their personalities in the dialogue, they’re pointless to the exercise. The first half of the book is true to formula and done in “realistic” style so it's super grisly and for the most part, characters react realistically. Then the Star Wars stock characters show up and it’s a sudden and total tonal shift that’s jarring and feels out of place. The story itself is your basic zombie pandemic gore fest set in space and maybe the formula is common but to me it felt very predictable and familiar. I kept thinking Resident Evil, Doom and Event Horizon. I could see everything coming from nearly the first page.
It doesn’t help that the leads are all human so the alien races so prevalent in SW are underused. This book could’ve been reset in any prison, any military ship. SW is incidental. It’s a horror novel.
Saying all that, it’s probably well-written but I was bored out of my mind and the massive amounts of gore and constant state of how terrified the characters were just felt mind-numbingly repetitious. It's not very medically thought-out, either.
Oh, and the female protagonist is useless. She’s a poor doctor and falls completely apart when afraid, can’t handle a gun. But she’s pretty and all the prisoners think she’s hot so I guess she’s good enough for most readers. She just pissed me off.
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Zombies! Aliens! and Han Solo?

Adrift in the depths of space a prison barge, carrying the dregs of the Empire seize the equipment needed to repair their drives from a drifting Star destroyer, they get the needed parts and then some. It starts with a sneeze, a cough and suddenly the scoundrel Han Solo is our only hope clear of a horde of flesh eating walking dead. I spent every waking moment tuning pages to see how Han & Chewie could possibly escape the clutches of The Death Troopers. Its George Romero meets George Lucas in a nail biting horror of nightmarish ravings. The only reason its not 5 stars is Hans Character is a bit subdued, but, trapped in a tin can full of evil and surrounded by an unending mass of walking dead would subdue anyone... even the Great Han Solo!
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Some of these reviews are ridiculous.

I just finished the book and thought it was great. I decided to come on here because I was curious what others had to say about the book. There were some good reviews and some bad reviews that gave legitimate reasons for the book not being their cup of tea. Sadly there are also reviews where people are giving reasons that just seem to annoy me. So I thought I would at least give my own input on what they said.

1. The chapters are too short - I found this to be a strength instead of a weakness. Its a horror novel and should feel as such. The quick switches of viewpoints and settings helped create a sense of panic and unease within the pages.

2. The page number is misleading - I have read at least 10 star wars novels and all of them have had a preview at the end for another book. Its nothing new.

3. The price - The book is 8 bucks. If you want to chuck out 20 something bucks for the hardcover that's on you.
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Star Wars Zombies...anything for a quick buck.

I can't believe I actually not only paid to buy this book, but also paid to have it shipped to Brazil where I'm living at the moment, and waited the six weeks it took to arrive.

I thought 'Crystal Star' was at the low end of the scale for Star Wars novels...Death Troopers just sunk the bar down to new depths. Taking your usual zombie story, add a few little extra gruesome touches, include some cannibals, mix in some characters you know nothing about nor care to, then place the story in space and name two of the characters Han and Chewie STILL doesn't make it a Star Wars novel. Even if you removed any connection this story has to Star Wars, this would still be a badly written novel. Perhaps 'tweens like it for the subject matter, but we're not all 'tweens...

As I struggled to even finish, I kept wondering if Lucas Books in financial trouble, or if there is some profound disconnect between preserving the saga's core characters and the quest to milk this cash cow for everything it's got. Sadly I suspect it's the later...

Yes, the novels lately have gone downhill as far as stories are concerned as many people have stated, but I've hung in there, looking for the occasional bright spot among them. I own all the paperback and hardcover novels, and a great many of the graphic novels and other books going back to when Splinter of the Mind's Eye was first released.

But many more like this one and a 30+ year relationship will end.
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GREAT GLORIOUS BLOODSHED! :-)

This book is a totally adult work of fiction set in the glorious star wars universe. It is beautifully written with excellent pacing, a strong cast of characters and a massive surprise when you reach the half way point. And the plot twists and turns surprisingly with some happy and sad moments that are well balanced. I would definitely recommend this book to anyone who likes Star wars, as well as any horror fan.

The basic premise for the story really is very clever.

Great stuff.
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