Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life
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Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

Hardcover – April 11, 2006

Price
$18.62
Format
Hardcover
Pages
272
Publisher
Riverhead Hardcover
Publication Date
ISBN-13
978-1594489211
Dimensions
6.25 x 0.75 x 9.25 inches
Weight
1 pounds

Description

From Publishers Weekly One could say that if the title of this book confuses you, then you probably shouldn't be reading it. But, as Madea helpfully suggests, "If you don't understand something I'm saying here and you're not black, you will have to ask somebody who is." Madea—Southern-speak for "mother dear"—is the fierce alter ego of Tyler Perry, who has paraded the marijuana-smoking, pistol-packing, trash-talking matron through a series of hit gospel plays and films. Although primarily a comic figure based on unapologetically crude behavior coming from a harmless-looking old lady, Madea is envisioned by Perry (who provides his own introduction before turning the reins over to his inner grandma) as a throwback to a time when strong matriarchs ruled the community. The result is a surprisingly fresh compilation of homespun advice—which Madea says the reader should take "at your own risk"—on love, sex, getting ahead in life and (strangely) the thousand-plus uses of Vaseline. Although veering dangerously close to serious at times, Perry litters Madea's anarchic, stage-ready monologues with hilariously bad quips along the lines of "the grass is always greener on the other side, but the water bill is higher." (Apr. 11) Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. From Booklist In the persona of Madea, his popular movie character, Perry offers commentary on life, from love and marriage to child rearing to politics. In the foreword, Perry admits to speaking more freely through Madea but cautions that he doesn't share all of her opinions, some of them characteristically caustic and risque. Madea is the prototypical busybody neighbor woman who minds the behavior of all children--and adults--speaking her mind and imparting wisdom and rules in concert with good parenting and common sense. Perry laments the absence of Madeas from communities where children are now left untended by adults. Madea spices her commentaries with recollections of growing up in a black community in the South and growing wiser through tribulations. Tucked into all the silliness that is part of the character is some sound advice on life. Madea fans, and those who appreciate brutal honesty and the occasional off-color remark, will enjoy this book. Vanessa Bush Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved Tyler Perry is a playwright, producer, director, composer, and actor. He is the creative force behind ten theatrical productions that have toured nationally. He is also the writer, producer, and star of the recent number-one hit movie Diary of a Mad Black Woman . His second feature film Madea's Family Reunion , which he wrote, produced, directed, and stars in, is scheduled for release in February 2006. Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings is his first book. Read more

Features & Highlights

  • View our feature on Tyler Perry's
  • Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings.
  • In 2005, Tyler Perry took Hollywood by storm. The movie he wrote, produced, and starred in,
  • Diary of a Mad Black Woman
  • , opened number one at the box office and went on to gross more than $50 million. In its first week on sale, the DVD sold 2.4 million copies. At the same time, Perry was starring nightly across the country in a soldout stage show he'd also written, produced, and scored-
  • Madea
  • Goes to Jail
  • -even as another one of his productions,
  • Meet the Browns
  • , was touring nationally. Every week in 2005, 35,000 people saw a Tyler Perry production. His second feature film,
  • Madea's Family Reunion
  • , opens in theaters in February 2006. Now, this triple-threat actor/playwright/director, has written his first book, and it features his most beloved, most irreverent creation: sixty-eight-year-old grandmother Madea Simmons. Madea is at the center of all of Tyler Perry's work, and she's always unfailingly outspoken, dead-on, and hilarious. But in
  • Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings
  • , Madea shares more than she ever has before- about herself, and about what she thinks of everyone around her. The topics inimitably covered by Madea (a term of endearment for "Mother Dear") include love and marriage, child-rearing, etiquette and neighborliness, beauty tips, health tips, financial tips, the Bible and the church, and, of course, gun care. She's brazen, feisty, and never at a loss for words, but at the heart of everything she says- and at the heart of all of Perry's work-is a resounding message of faith and forgiveness. Shockingly hilarious, surprisingly moving, and as rousing and inspiring as a great gospel show, Madea's words of wisdom, memories, and straight-up in-your-face advice will be cherished by Perry's numerous fans- and it all comes just in time for Mother's Day. Tyler Perry is about to take the publishing world by storm.

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Terry at his very best

I inhale anything Terry Perry does or produces. Thank goodness he doesn't make glue! Tyler will never be understood by mainstream (ahem! sub another word for mainstream at your discretion) America. I'm so tired of the elitist media claiming that his work is: derivative, uninspired, retreaded, lowest common denominator, written for a 2nd grade reading level, etc. I won't comment as to the validity of their criticisms, but I will say what has the media ever done for us? Nothing! So, if you like Terry Perry you should continue to buy every product he produces despite its uneven quality, we'll show the media through our buying power that their opinions don't mean jack to us!
16 people found this helpful
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Chile stop it !!!

This is one book that ery (YES I said ery) Black family should have in their house besides the bible.

I started laughing just reading the foreward. If you NEVER pick up nothing else in your life to read read this one.

This is definetly a gift giver(No returns ) garunteed.

Almost everything in this book is something similar to something one of your aunts , grandmother or mother's have said to us in growin up.

This is also a book that you WILL NOT loan to any one cuz it ain't comin back.

Kick back and enjoy the ride
15 people found this helpful
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Madea gets it right...again!

I ordered this book for my sister who also happens to be my roommate. She is quite possibly (in her mind anyway) one of the biggest Tyler Perry fans around (many may disagree). Coming from the south we had in our family our very own Madea who left us in 1998. She and Tyler Perry's Madea are extremely similiar...and very entertaining as well. As I said, I bought this book for my sister who had mentioned she wanted it. However I read it before I gave it to her. Everything Madea said I either agreed with or at least understood and respected her opinion on. This book is worth the price (just like Tyler's plays and movies) and is not only for people of color but can be appreciated and enjoyed by all.
6 people found this helpful
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From playwrite to writter.Done in a fantastic style!

This hilarious, downwrite amazing mother of a comedy explores hidden depths of perrys writting skills.As always, his work is foucused on Madea Simmons, a 68 year old feisty women, who in this books talks about herself in more context than ever before.

This mad old lady is out for even more madness, in this truely magnificent book.Even though the title is misleading in some ways, you should still read it.Definately one for the collection!

Sam Worrall rating:5 stars!
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Hilarious but True

I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It was very funny, but the advice in it was right on time. I'm 62 and had to learn some of the wisdom Madea dispenses by trial and error. I remember the old school mothers, grandmothers, aunts, and neighbors.We need a more Madeas for our young people today. I passed the book on to my 17 year old granddaughter.and ,
5 people found this helpful
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OH NO SHE (HE) DIDN'T

ONCE AGAIN MADAE DIDN'T HOLD ANYTHING BACK. IF YOU LOVE MADAE AND HER WORDS OF WISDOM YOU WILL DEFINITELY LOVE THIS BOOK. IT WAS LAUGH OUT LOUD, STOMP YOUR FEET, PEE YOURSELF HILARIOUS AS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE. IT IS DEFINITELY A BOOK TO READ WHEN YOU ARE FEELING DOWN.
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You won't be able to put it down!

This book was funny and kept me laughing. But it also had a message and gave good advice.
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Entertaining and Enlightening

This was a nice light hearted read. It was enlightening as well.
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MADEA'S UNINHIBITED COMMENTARIES ON LOVE AND LIFE.

VERY DELIGHTFUL READING--TYLER PERRY'S MADEA IS ONE OF A KIND--SHE SAYS WHAT SHE THINKS BUT HAS A LESSON IN HER ADVICE. YOU NEED TO KNOW MADEA THRU TYLER PERRY'S MOVIES AND PLAYS, TO UNDERSTAND MADEA AND WHY SHE SAYS WHAT SHE DOES--IF THERE WAS A RATING OF 10 STARS, I'D GIVE HIM THAT RATING--
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don't write another one please

Ok, Tyler please stick with the stage plays. You don't have to put them on DVD, TBS or nothing. I like you on the stage only cause that book was awful. I gave that book away to a friend and I never give books away. I did learn two good things...use vaseline for everything and keep a next door neighbor as a friend so you guys can swap playing sitter. I also learned a few things about Tylers childhood...he has been dressing up for a while
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