Kill Your Friends: A Novel (P.S.)
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Kill Your Friends: A Novel (P.S.)

Paperback – Bargain Price, December 30, 2008

Price
$19.42
Format
Paperback
Pages
352
Publisher
Harper Perennial
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Dimensions
5.31 x 0.79 x 8 inches
Weight
8 ounces

Description

From Publishers Weekly With the record industry in turmoil, this thoroughly twisted roman a clef from a former A&R insider couldn't seem timelier. Set in 1997, this debut novel follows the loathsome and morally bankrupt 27-year-old Steven Stelfox as he curses, drinks and snorts his way through a cutthroat career. Crass and bitter, Steven despises everything that originally inspired him, and as the bills pile up from his various illicit habits and ventures, he tries in vain to find the "next big thing" so he can secure another bundle of money. Satirizing Big Music, the novel brims with self-evident truths--as Steven explains, he usually only hits one in every 10 acts, but even that allows him to do better than most. As Steven's arrogance precariously struggles against a healthy dose of paranoia, he faces his ultimate nightmare: he might actually have to sober up, do some work and break out a decent record by a decent act. This is not for the easily offended, but readers with at least a slightly deranged bent will have a ball. (Jan.) Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. From Booklist This debut novel takes a withering look at the British musicxa0businessxa0inxa0the late 1990s, duringxa0the hedonistic last gasp of a dying industry. Steven Stelfox is an A & R man with a major label whoxa0is desperately searching for his next hit—when he isn’t inhaling Bloody Marys,xa0doing massive quantities of cocaine,xa0or watching porn. He’s all but given up on the angry black rapper Rage, who is working on his “concept” album;xa0instead, he’sxa0focused onxa0a group of Spice Girls wannabes, “the worst sort of sink-estate, single-mother, benefit-fraud trash imaginable.” And their music? “The biggest insult to humanity since a roomful of Nazis first cooed over the blueprints for Auschwitz.” Contemptuous ofxa0musicians,xa0the public, and, most of all, any colleagues who show signs of working hard, Stevenxa0prepares to save himselfxa0with a murderously ambitiousxa0plan to be named the head of A & R.xa0Niven, who spent 10 years working in the music industry, uses his insider knowledge and a racist, misogynistic lead character to produce a very dark,xa0viciously funnyxa0novel. --Joanne Wilkinson “I loved Kill Your Friends. Who didn’t? Scorched earth humor at its finest.” (Douglas Coupland, author of Microserfs )“Hilariously dark and satirical.” (Library Journal )“A very dark, viciously funny novel.” (Booklist )“This is not for the easily offended, but readers with at least a slightly deranged bent will have a ball.” (Publishers Weekly )“Kill Your Friends is the most exciting British novel since Trainspotting.” (Word magazine )“Like the product of an unholy union between Bret Easton Ellis and Martin Amis...the reader is alternately shocked and left crying with laughter.” (Bookseller (London) ) John Niven was born in Irvine, Ayrshire, Scotland. He has written for The Times (London), The Independent , Word , and FHM , among others. He is the author of the novella Music from Big Pink and the novel Kill Your Friends . Read more

Features & Highlights

  • AS the twentieth century breathes its very last, with Britpop at its zenith, twenty-seven-year-old A&R man Steven Stelfox is slashing and burning his way through London’s music industry. Blithely crisscrossing the globe in search of the next megahit—fueled by greed and inhuman quantities of cocaine—Stelfox freely indulges in an unending orgy of self-gratification. But the industry is changing fast and the hits are drying up, and the only way he’s going to salvage his sagging career is by taking the idea of “cutthroat” to murderous new levels.

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buy it you have a sick mind like i do

One of the funniest, best written pieces of satire ive ever read. Incredibly dry and dark sense of humour so if thats not your thing then dont read this book. the writer provides a great dose of social commentary of the 90s which is well delivered
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Hilarious dark English humor ;NOT for those easily offended !!!

I first read about this novel in an imported ,English music magazine and was immediately intrigued as I had spent 22 years in retail music at the "middle managers " level here in the US .Author Niven worked for a time as an A&R manager for a UK based label , so he knows first hand about what was being snorted in the UK music industry in the 1990's. His scenarios are blunt ,and descriptive whether describing his co-workers , their drug habits or his own characters sexual debauchery ; no holds barred! Highly recommended for those are not afraid to admit that wretched excess exists, if not in our own lives, then in excellently wrought characters in novels.
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A farce

Complete rip-off of American Psycho. Do not buy, do not read.
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Huge insight into the music industry.

This was definitely a very good read. As an employee of one of the big music distribution companies... it was spot-on as an analytical but fictional narrative on the music industry.

I got lost here and there because of the language differences (I'm from the US) but other than that it was a good story from beginning to end.