Sex with Kings: 500 Years of Adultery, Power, Rivalry, and Revenge
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Sex with Kings: 500 Years of Adultery, Power, Rivalry, and Revenge

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$23.17
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Hardcover
Pages
304
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William Morrow
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978-0060585433
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6.12 x 1.01 x 9 inches
Weight
14.4 ounces

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From Publishers Weekly When kings marry foreign strangers for dynastic or financial reasons and queens are trained in piety over sensuality, royal mistresses seem an inevitability. Kings had flings and extramarital relationships through much of European history, and in her first book, Herman offers, with relish and dry wit, a delightful overview of their sexual escapades. Her subjects are international, though France dominates and England gets a strong showing. It's a lively account, organized by topic e.g., "The Fruits of Sin—Royal Bastards." Herman weaves into a larger pattern the tales of recurrent figures, such as Louis XIV's mistress Athénaïs de Montespan and Madame de Pompadour, who is perhaps more famous than her royal lover, Louis XV. Fashions, love potions and cheerful conversation kept kings enthralled while mistresses made themselves wealthy, husbands acquiesced or simmered, courtiers wooed the mistresses and the public admired or ridiculed. A striking number of these relationships continued despite arguments and even the lack of sex. George II even felt it necessary to keep a mistress for his reputation despite actually loving his wife. Herman ends on a modern note, recounting how Camilla Parker-Bowles famously introduced herself to Prince Charles by noting that her great-grandmother had been his great-great-grandfather's mistress. Herman ends on a serious note, but her wit and perceptiveness will carry readers through this royally pleasurable romp. Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. From Booklist Certainly a catchy title. And Herman's spirited history of royal "mistresshood" is certainly a catchy read. Her book is not a collective biography of mistresses of European kings through the ages, although she does pay relatively brief but nevertheless trenchant visits to famous ones and some not so famous. No, her book is more an accounting of the "art and science" of being a royal mistress, ranging in time from the "departing mists" of medieval Europe (before which "royal sin" was kept from public knowledge) to the present day (namely, Prince Charles' girlfriend, Camilla Parker-Bowles). Her treatment is a royal-mistresses-for-dummies look at male monarchs having sex on the side. She establishes a basic chronological history of the institution and assigns it a set of general characteristics (for instance, the paramour is "never to be tired, ill, complaining, or grief-stricken"). The author explains what mistresses got out of their relationships, and she looks into the issue of how mistresses traditionally got along (or didn't) with queen wives. History made as buoyant as fiction. Brad Hooper Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved “Sexy, Dishy and Funny” — New York Times “An irreproachably researched and amusingly written history of European monarchs’ jezebels.” — Kirkus Reviews (starred review) “Sex With Kings is...a lot more fun than Danielle Steel or Dan Brown.” — Washington Post Book World “Addictively Good Dish” — Entertainment Weekly An enlightening social history that is great fun to read” — New York Times Book Review “With all the suspense of a thriller… this book is simply ideal for a historical bestseller!” — Barbara Wegmann, Amazon Germany in-house critic “Herman’s spirited history of royal “mistresshood” is certainly a catchy read.... History made as buoyant as fiction.” — Booklist “An irresistible book… Deliciously bawdy, outrageously entertaining… Herman’s writing sparkles off the pages.” — Boston Globe “A smart, keenly researched history written with wry wisdom.” — Dallas Morning News Eleanor Herman is the New York Times bestselling author of Sex with Kings, Sex with the Queen, and several other works of popular history. She has hosted Lost Worlds for The History Channel, The Madness of Henry VIII for the National Geographic Channel, and is now filming her second season of America: Fact vs. Fiction for The American Heroes Channel. Read more

Features & Highlights

  • Throughout the centuries, royal mistresses have been worshiped, feared, envied, and reviled. They set the fashions, encouraged the arts, and, in some cases, ruled nations. Eleanor Herman's
  • Sex with Kings
  • takes us into the throne rooms and bedrooms of Europe's most powerful monarchs. Alive with flamboyant characters, outrageous humor, and stirring poignancy, this glittering tale of passion and politics chronicles five hundred years of scintillating women and the kings who loved them.
  • Curiously, the main function of a royal mistress was not to provide the king with sex but with companionship. Forced to marry repulsive foreign princesses, kings sought solace with women of their own choice. And what women they were! From Madame de Pompadour, the famous mistress of Louis XV, who kept her position for nineteen years despite her frigidity, to modern-day Camilla Parker-Bowles, who usurped none other than the glamorous Diana, Princess of Wales.
  • The successful royal mistress made herself irreplaceable. She was ready to converse gaily with him when she was tired, make love until all hours when she was ill, and cater to his every whim. Wearing a mask of beaming delight over any and all discomforts, she was never to be exhausted, complaining, or grief-stricken.
  • True, financial rewards for services rendered were of royal proportions -- some royal mistresses earned up to $200 million in titles, pensions, jewels, and palaces. Some kings allowed their mistresses to exercise unlimited political power. But for all its grandeur, a royal court was a scorpion's nest of insatiable greed, unquenchable lust, and vicious ambition. Hundreds of beautiful women vied to unseat the royal mistress. Many would suffer the slings and arrows of negative public opinion, some met with tragic ends and were pensioned off to make room for younger women. But the royal mistress often had the last laugh, as she lived well and richly off the fruits of her "sins."
  • From the dawn of time, power has been a mighty aphrodisiac. With diaries, personal letters, and diplomatic dispatches, Eleanor Herman's trailblazing research reveals the dynamics of sex and power, rivalry and revenge, at the most brilliant courts of Europe. Wickedly witty and endlessly entertaining,
  • Sex with Kings
  • is a chapter of women's history that has remained unwritten -- until now.

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Rollicking romp through royal beds

Eleanor Herman has done a marvelous job of researching European kings and their mistresses over the past half-millennia or so. And as an added bonus, Herman is a fine writer.

There's nothing salacious in this history. Rather, it is a study of the various aspects of a royal mistresses' life. How they became the king's mistress; how they fended off rivals; the rewards and perils of being the king's wnore.

All in all, Eleanor Herman makes this small aspect of history just plain delightful. One can hope she continues exploring lesser known aspects of European history.

Jerry
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Let's get organized.

I found the subject matter very interesting, but it was way too repetitive. I wish the author would have organized the material in more of a chronological order. I would have loved to read the entire story of one mistress, one at a time. Reading 20+ references of Madame Pompadour made it difficult to get a cohesive picture of her life with the king.

I recommend the book, but be prepared to be frustrated with the read.
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Notches On Royal Bedposts.

This book is about SEXXXX!!!!

Pardon me, I needed to get that out of the way. How 's that for the start of an Amazon.com book review? An attention-grabber, huh? The most potent little three-letter word ever invented.

What do I take away from Eleanor Herman's Sex With Kings, 500 Years of Adultery, Power, Rivalry, and Revenge? Most surprisingly this: The average king was not very good in bed. The average royal mistress was less a great beauty than a good conversationalist. Of the two, it was the mistress who more often than not proved by far the more interesting figure.

When I started Sex With Kings, I was highly impressed with Eleanor Herman's well-researched work, but by the mid-point, I was vaguely bored. How can sex, the subject supposedly to end all subjects, ever get boring? Well, for starters, through no fault of her own, Ms. Herman ran out of subject matter. By the tenth reference to Charles II's mistress, Lady Castlemaine, or Louis XV's arch-mistress Madame de Pompadour, I was crying out for some new material. By the twentieth mention of the pair (I do not exaggerate, dear friends) my attention was drifting toward dust motes swirl in front of the TV set. Granted, these two ladies I cited by name were figures of interest and the exception among royal mistresses in that we know a relatively lot about them in this otherwise mostly secretive business, but eventually I was wanting them to exit stage left in favor of lurid details on someone else's bedroom life. Heck, even a good round of tabloid-esque gossip on Charles and Camilla might've hit the spot. So it was that by page two-hundred, I was reading on via sheer determination alone to get this book finished.

Please don't interpret this as a denunciation of Ms. Herman's powers as an author. I found her prose wonderfully deft, her turns of phrase magnificent, and her historical research (and candor) phenomenal. She also had the rare gift of delivering history with humor, yet never drifted into silliness, as so often happens. What I wish was, she either had somehow been presented with a broader subject to work with, or had been able to make this a slightly smaller book. I look forward to her next book, which I will certainly buy, as I did this one. I hope it comes off as a little less padded and more fleshed out than this work was.
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Don't waste your money - a racy title and not much else...

The construction of the book is quite poor. It jumps around too much by having too many people in a topic, with those people reappear again and again in different topics. The first few chapters were especially confusing as I had a difficult time trying to remember who is whose mistress. The author might have done better to devote one chapter for each mistress and detailing her story. Afterall, her focus seems to be on, first, the Versailles court (especially Louis 14 and 15), and then the English court. Material on other countries appear to be fillers for each chapter.

I was already losing interest halfway through the book. Much of the information is too repetitive. It would probably be more interesting to read a book on the French kings, the Versailles court, or even the mistresses themselves.
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Rex Sex

If you are looking for salacious, sexy history, don't bother to read "Sex with Kings." The title is the best thing about the book. Although the author examines the lives and times of royal mistresses from the 15th century to the present, she does not inbue her history with any raciness or sense of the personalities involved at all. This is just rather routine recitations of the perks and pains of being a maitresse en titre. The book is organized by topic rather than chronologically, which makes for confusion and a rather choppy read. All in all, a stronger come-on than pay-off.
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Funny

"Sex With Kings" is a funny and sexy read, with all sorts of details about royal mistresses all through history. All those mistresses are different, since some were just mistresses for money and some were really in love with the men they were with. The kings are kind of obnoxious in general, but some of their mistresses were very cool. And it's very funny in places, like the story of one king who urinated on his mistress's boyfriend, who was hiding from him.
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Gratuitous Sex scene

This book was dumb. I can tell that alot of research went into it but did it really need to be written? I felt like it was a continuous gratuitous sex scene written to get a rise out of people. Discussed at a book club and not a favorite
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Didn't need to know

The Author keeps repeating the same material over and over under different headings - not much information spread too thinn
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Book

If you think being the mistress of the Kings was an easy life, read this book. Even my elderly father was enthralled by this book. I highly recommend it.
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Sex, lies, but no videotape...

I had been waiting to read this book for ages, but I never seemed to have the time. Also, I was afraid it might be terribly dry. However, for the most part, I found it interesting and informative. Herman not only introduces us to a fascinating array of ladies, but she also gives a glimpse of how difficult the life of a mistress could be, and in some cases, she actually -gasp- makes you feel for the women who could be tossed out as easily as yesterday's rubbish. The mistress is not portrayed as merely a sexual creature, even as the suggestive title of the book may suggest. We see her as a wife (mistresses were not always single!), a mother (hello royal bastards!), and as a rival (to the queen). While not the best history book I read, it certainly was entertaining in its' own right.
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