The Dark Talent: Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians, 5)
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The Dark Talent: Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians, 5)

Hardcover – September 6, 2016

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304
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Brandon Sanderson grew up in Lincoln, Nebraska. He lives in Utah with his wife and children and teaches creative writing at Brigham Young University. He is the author of such bestsellers as the Mistborn® trilogy and its sequels, The Alloy of Law , Shadows of Self , and The Bands of Mourning ; the Stormlight Archive novels The Way of Kings and Words of Radiance ; and other novels, including The Rithmatist , Steelheart, and Skyward . In 2013, he won a Hugo Award for Best Novella for The Emperor's Soul , set in the world of his acclaimed first novel, Elantris . Additionally, he was chosen to complete Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time® sequence. Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. The Dark Talent By Brandon Sanderson, Hayley Lazo Tom Doherty Associates Copyright © 2016 Dragonsteel Entertainment, LLCAll rights reserved.ISBN: 978-0-7653-8140-8 Contents Title Page, Copyright Notice, Map of the Free Kingdoms, Dedication, Author's Foreword, Chapter Doug, Chapter Lilly, Chapter Norton, Chapter Bob, Chapter Lilliana, Chapter Mary, Chapter Trillian, Chapter Deckard, Chapter Frog, Chapter Alice, Chapter Marco, Chapter Melissa, Chapter 13, Chapter Shu Wei, Chapter 15, Chapter 16, Chapter 17, Chapter 18, Chapter 19, Chapter 20, Chapter 21, Author's Afterword, About the Author, About the Illustrator, Acknowledgments, Reading and Activity Guide, Also by Brandon Sanderson, Praise for the Alcatraz Series, Copyright, CHAPTER 1 Doug So there I was, standing in my chambers on the day before the world ended, facing my greatest adversary to date. The royal wardrobe coordinator. Janie was a perky Nalhallan woman wearing trendy Free Kingdomer clothing. Technically you could describe her outfit as a tunic — but it was only similar to a tunic in the same way that a high-end sports car is similar to a broken-down pickup. It was more like a dress with a belt at the waist, and had a large bow on one side with stylish embroidery up the sleeves. It looked nice, making it a complete contrast to the monstrosity she held up for me to wear. "That," I said, "is a clown costume. " "What?" Janie said. "Of course it isn't." "It's a white jumpsuit," I said, "with fluffy pink bobs over the buttons!" "White for the purity of the throne, Your Former Highness," Janie said, "and pink to indicate your magnanimous decision to step down peacefully." "It has oversized floppy shoes." "A representation of your magnificent footprint upon the kingdom, Your Former Highness." "And the fake flower to squirt water?" "So that you may shower all who approach you with symbolic waters of life." I raised a skeptical eyebrow at her and walked over to the bed, picking up the poofy rainbow clown wig she'd brought for me to wear. "Obviously," Janie said, "that is a representation of the varieties of cultures and peoples you served during your kingship." She smiled. "Let me guess," I said, tossing the wig onto the bed. "The Librarians took this 'regal' costume worn by retired Mokian kings and, where I'm from, gave it to clowns. That turned it into something ridiculous in the Hushlands, like how they named prisons after famous Free Kingdomers." "Uh, yeah," Janie said. "Sure ... Uh, that's ... exactly what happened." I frowned at her evasiveness. At the moment, I wore only a bathrobe. My old clothing — green jacket, T-shirt, jeans — was gone. My jacket had been cut up, and the rest of my clothing had been vaporized in a rather unfortunate incident containing far too much Alcatraz nudity. Outside my room, Tuki Tuki — capital city of Mokia — was utterly silent. The drums of celebration had stopped, as had the songs of joy. Their day of celebration past, the Mokians now mourned in silence to highlight the voices among them that had been quieted. If I was right, that silence was about to get a lot worse. I refer you to the footnote for proof. "What else do you have?" I asked Janie. "Well, let's see," she said, obviously disappointed I wouldn't wear the clown outfit. I might be a former king of Mokia — though I'd only served for one day — but if that was the traditional costume of my station, I'd go without. She reached into her large trunk and pulled out what appeared to be a dog costume, with furred feet, a tail, and a headpiece with floppy ears. "No," I said immediately. "But it's the official outfit for a retired prince of —" "No." Janie sighed, setting it on the bed and digging farther into her trunk. "What is it with these 'traditional' outfits?" I said, poking the dog costume. "I mean, even without Librarian interference, you have to admit they're kind of ..." "Regal?" "Ridiculous," I said. "It's almost like you want your former kings to look silly." Janie shifted. "Uh ... why would we want to do that? It's not like we want people to see former monarchs as foolish, so a ruler who has stepped down can never change his mind, stage a coup, and seize back the kingdom." She forced out a laugh. "You're a terrible liar." "Thank you! How about this nice cat costume? It represents the way you gracefully maneuvered the politics of the throne!" "No animal costumes at all, please." She sighed, then continued digging in her trunk. A moment later she cursed under her breath. The lights at the sides of the trunk had stopped working. Curious, I walked over. Why did she even need lights? I soon saw that the inside of the trunk was much larger than the outside would indicate. The trunk was a neat trick, but nothing I hadn't seen before — in the Free Kingdoms, people use different varieties of glass to accomplish some pretty amazing things. The lights at the sides were made of a special kind of glass to provide illumination — and that glass was powered by a special type of sand called brightsand. It worked somewhat like a battery for glass. (In the same way that shipwrecked people act like batteries for sharks.) Her brightsand for the lights appeared to have lost its charge. Fortunately, I knew something else that worked as a battery for both sand and sharks: me. I reached out and touched the glass of her lights. I might have — somehow — broken the Smedry Talents, but I was still an Oculator. That meant I could power special types of glass. I dredged up something inside me and pushed it out — it was a little like trying to throw up when not nauseous. The glass lights shining into Janie's trunk burst aglow, brilliant as the sun. I yelped, startled by the sudden explosion of power. Usually there was a sense of resistance when trying to do this, but today the energy came right out. I stumbled back as the glass plates actually melted. "Wow," Janie said. "Uh ... you really hate these clothes, don't you?" "I ..." Let me pause here and explain an important point. When you are a coward like me, you should always take credit for something you didn't intend to do. You see, part of being a coward is being too afraid of not being seen as awesome to admit to not being awesome, though you have to be careful not to let on that you're too afraid of not being awesome to admit that not being awesome would indicate to those that want someone to be awesome that you are not as awesome as your awesomeness would otherwise indicate. "I'm awesome," I said. Sorry. I got a little confused in that last paragraph. Man, this writing can be as regal as a former Mokian monarch sometimes. Janie looked at me. "Ah, ahem," I said. "I saw a military uniform. What about that?" I'd only seen a glimpse of it in the bright light: an outfit of Nalhallan design, with big epaulettes on the shoulders and all kinds of ropes and ribbons and buttons and things, intended to make officers stand out on a battlefield and get shot first so the soldiers doing the real fighting are safe. "I suppose," Janie said, "I can try to dig that out — but I'll need to install some new lights first." She glanced at the bubbling globs of glass on the sides of her trunk. "Uh, thanks," I said. "You sure you don't want a frog costume? Technically it's supposed to be for a retired king who served at least seven days, but you could swing it." "No thanks." I hesitated, but was too curious not to ask. "Let me guess. The frog costume represents how a monarch leaps hurdle after hurdle as a leader?" "Nah. It's symbolic of how you survived your kingship without croaking." Of course. Janie got out another pack and began digging around for some lights. Embarrassed at having ruined her glass, I made an excuse about needing to use the restroom and slipped out. In truth, I just wanted to be alone for a little while. The hallway outside my room was decorated with a woven mat, the walls constructed of large reeds, the roof thatched. I didn't see a soul. The place was freakishly quiet, and I found myself tiptoeing. (A common action of cowards like me.) It seemed to me that with everything that had happened in the last few days, I should be doing something far more important than deciding what to wear. Tuki Tuki was safe, but I hadn't won this war. Not as long as Bastille and so many Mokians lay in comas, Librarians still ruled the Hushlands, and there were footnotes lying scattered around unused. We needed to chase down my father and stop him from putting his insane plan into motion. Though ... maybe his plan wouldn't work anymore. I'd broken the Talents, after all. Maybe that would stop him from giving Talents to everyone else. No, I thought. This is my father. He'd bested the undead Librarians of Alexandria and had uncovered the secret of the Sands of Rashid. He would be able to do this too. If we didn't stop him. I heard voices in the hallway, so I followed them to a spacious room topped by lazy ceiling fans. Inside, my grandfather stood before a large wall of glowing glass that showed the faces of numerous people in a variety of ethnic costumes. I recognized them as the monarchs of the Free Kingdoms — I'd saved their lives at one point. Maybe two. I lose count. Bald on top, my grandfather wore a bushy mustache and had an equally bushy ring of white hair that puffed out along the back of his head, like he'd been in an epic pillow fight and a mass of stuffing had gotten stuck to his scalp. He was, as always, decked out in a stylish tuxedo. "Now, I don't want to act ungrateful," my grandfather was saying to the monarchs, "but ... Accountable Abercrombies, people! Don't you think you're a little late?" "Mokia asked for aid," said Queen Kamiko, an Asian-looking woman in her fifties. "Yes," agreed a man wearing a European-looking crown. I didn't know his name. "You wanted armies. We're sending them, along with the air guard, to help you Smedrys. What is the complaint?" "My complaint?" Grandpa Smedry sputtered. "The war is over! My grandson won it!" "Yes, well," said a dark-skinned monarch in a colorful hat. "Certainly there is still work to be done. Cleanup, reconstruction, that sort of thing." "You cowards," I said, stepping into the room. Trust me. I know how to spot cowards. My grandfather looked toward me, as did the monarchs on the screen. The Free Kingdomers claim that they are nothing like the Hushlanders, but things like this glass wall — which was Communicator's Glass, designed for speaking over long distances — are very similar to Hushlander technology. The two could be sides to the same coin. Ditto for those monarchs and the leaders of the Librarians. Politicians, it seemed, often shared more with one another than they did with the people they represented. "Lad ..." Grandpa Smedry said. "I will speak to them," I said, stepping up beside him. "But —" Grandpa said. "I won't be shushed!" "I wasn't going to shush you," Grandpa said. "I was going to point out that you're addressing the world's collected monarchs in a bathrobe. " Uh ... Right. "It's a representation of my disdain for their callous disregard for Mokian lives!" I proclaimed, raising a hand with my finger pointed toward the sky. Thanks, Janie. "Young Smedry," said Kamiko, "we are grateful for what you have done, but you have no right to speak to us in such a way!" "I have every right!" I snapped. "I am a former king of Mokia." "You were king for one day, " said a tiny dinosaur. I knew that one: Supremus Rex, monarch of the dinosaurs. "One day is long enough to get some of the stench on me," I said, "but brief enough to not be overwhelmed by it. You send armies now ? After the fight is won, and you realize that an alliance with the Librarians is impossible? I can't believe that you —" "I don't have to listen to this," Kamiko interrupted, turning off her section of the glass. The others followed suit, switching off their screens until only one remained, a man with red hair and beard, looking sorrowful. Brig, the High King, Bastille's father. I felt my anger fade, and I looked sheepishly at my grandfather. I'd stormed in and ruined his meeting. "That was quite energetic!" Grandpa Smedry said. "I approve." "I don't know," another voice said from the back of the room. My uncle Kaz was there, sitting and sipping a fruit drink, his adventuring hat on the table beside him. Four feet tall — and please don't call him a dwarf or a midget — Kaz was dressed in a leather jacket and sturdy hiking boots. He had a pair of Warrior's Lenses hanging from his pocket; he wasn't an Oculator, but he was pretty handy in a fight. Kaz raised his cup toward me. "It was good calling them cowards, Al, but I think you could have slipped another insult or two in before they switched off their glass. And the send-off ... yeah, that wasn't suitably theatrical at all." "True, true," Grandpa said. "The dramatic effect of your intrusion could have been much greater, and you could have been far more annoying." And that's probably the best introduction I could give you to my family. In the last six months of my life, I'd taunted undead Librarian ghosts, recklessly used my Talent to lay waste to armies, run headlong into danger a dozen times over, and aggravated some of the most powerful Librarians who have ever lived — but compared to the rest of the Smedry clan, I'm the responsible, cool-headed one. "I doubt insulting the monarchs will do any good, Leavenworth," the High King said to my grandfather, speaking through his glowing pane of glass. "They are afraid. A few days ago the world made sense to them — but now everything has changed." "Because the Librarians were driven off?" I asked. Bastille's father looked very, very tired, with red eyes and drooping features. "Yes," the king said to me. "Driven off by one person, and by a power they didn't know he had — a power they can't imagine or understand. They're afraid that what you have done will enrage the Librarians." "Mokia was their sacrifice," Grandpa Smedry said, angry. "They foolishly hoped it would satiate the Librarians. And now they're convinced that the Librarians will return in force, determined this time to crush the entirety of the Free Kingdoms." Politics. I hate politics. When I'd first learned about the Free Kingdoms, I'd imagined how wonderful and amazing they'd be. I spent two entire books trying to get there, only to find that — despite their many wonders — the people in them were ... well, people. Free Kingdomers had all the flaws of people in the Hushlands, except with sillier clothing. I thought of Bastille, unconscious. She'd be so embarrassed to be seen that way. Those monarchs had abandoned her, and Mokia, for their own petty games. It made me angry. Angry at the monarchs, angry at the Librarians, angry at the world. I sneered, stepping forward, and slapped my hands against the Communicator's Glass on the wall. "Lad?" Grandpa Smedry asked. The glass beneath my fingers began to glow. Perhaps I should have been wary, considering what I'd done to Janie's lights. I just wanted to do something. I powered the wall glass. I threw everything I had into those panels, causing them to shine brightly. "You can't call them back," Kaz said, "not unless they allow you to —" I pushed something into that glass, something powerful. I had certain advantages, being raised in the Hushlands. Everyone in the Free Kingdoms had expectations about what was and wasn't possible. I was too stupid to know what they knew, and I was too much a Smedry to let that bother me. What I did next defies explanation. But since it's my job to convey difficult concepts to you, I'm going to try anyway. Imagine jumping off a high building into a sea of marshmallows, then reaching out with a million arms to touch the entire world, while realizing that every emotion you've ever had is connected to every other emotion, and they're really one big emotion, like an emotion-whale that you can't completely see because you're up too close to notice anything other than a little bit of leathery emotion-whale skin. I let out a deep breath. Wow. In that moment, the squares of Communicator's Glass each winked back on. They showed the rooms of the monarchs, most of whom were still there, though they'd stood from their chairs to speak with their attendants. One had gotten a sandwich. Another was playing solitaire. They looked at me, and I somehow knew that my face had appeared on each of their panes of glass, large and dominating. "I," I told them, "am going to the Highbrary." Is that my voice? "You are worried I've started something dangerous," I said. "You're wrong. I'm not starting it, I'm finishing it. The Librarians have terrorized us for far too long. I intend to make certain they are the ones who are frightened and they are the ones, for once, who have to worry about what they're going to lose. (Continues...) Excerpted from The Dark Talent by Brandon Sanderson, Hayley Lazo . Copyright © 2016 Dragonsteel Entertainment, LLC. Excerpted by permission of Tom Doherty Associates. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.Excerpts are provided by Dial-A-Book Inc. solely for the personal use of visitors to this web site.

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  • The Dark Talent
  • is the fifth action-packed fantasy adventure in the Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians series for young readers by the #1
  • New York Times
  • bestselling author Brandon Sanderson. This never-before-published, fast-paced, and funny novel is now available in a deluxe hardcover edition, illustrated by Hayley Lazo.Alcatraz Smedry has successfully defeated the army of Evil Librarians and saved the kingdom of Mokia. Too bad he managed to break the Smedry Talents in the process. Even worse, his father is trying to enact a scheme that could ruin the world, and his friend, Bastille, is in a coma. To revive her, Alcatraz must infiltrate the Highbrary--known as The Library of Congress to Hushlanders--the seat of Evil Librarian power. Without his Talent to draw upon, can Alcatraz figure out a way to save Bastille and defeat the Evil Librarians once and for all?“Like Lemony Snicket and superhero comics rolled into one.” ―
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It's not as bad as it seems...really!

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THIS REVIEW IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ HORRIBLE REVIEWS BUT NEED A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE.

Take a deep breath. Turn to the very, very, very last page. No number. It says "do not open until you finish reading the book." Then smile.

There are a lot of negative reviews, and weird reviews, but no TRUE reviews, I think (because people are very sensitive about spoilers).

My son is 11. He missed the last page, and hated the book. I read it to keep up with him. When he wakes up tomorrow, he will read the last page (the very, very, very last page...after all the common core and recognition and stuff) and smile. And he will hate Brandon, and love him, and look forward to finding out what comes next!
50 people found this helpful
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Too dark for the target audience?

I am a huge fan of Brandon Sanderson. I have read almost all of his books. I feel like I know what he is capable of as an author. Many of his stories are geared towards adults and have appropriate themes for that age group.

This book, however, is targeted toward children (middle grade). The ending takes a very abrupt turn toward the morbid, and I don't feel like it is appropriate for children in the target audience. The description was more graphic than it should have been. I was reading these to my 1st grade daughter, but after reading this I'll wait until she is quite a bit older to let her read them.

As an adult, I really enjoyed the story. I think Sanderson's idea here was brilliant, especially after reading the fold out at the end and his take on it on his website. The deception goes completely along with the character of Alcatraz. I haven't experienced emotions like this from a book in quite some time. From the lowest lows to a glimmer of hope. I was shocked at the ending, and wouldn't have minded the events that happened IF it had been targeted towards adults, and not toward middle graders.

All in all, I feel betrayed. I wanted a great series (which this is) to enjoy with my daughter. With the ending in this book, I can't.
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Total change in tone from rest of series--warning, ugliness and darkness ahead!

I and my family had greatly enjoyed the earlier books in this series and been eagerly awaiting this book. I was the first reader of the family (because I picked up the mail the day it arrived). I was prepared to find adventure, comedy, drama and sometimes pointed, insightful comments on the human condition, as suitable for a young adult book. As I read, I kept feeling the book was "off" . . . that the joyful moments were missing, the jokes were falling flat and there was just something, well, wrong with the story--and this feeling got worse as I read. Still, I was not prepared to have my heart ripped out and stomped on! The story put me in a true funk--demonstration of its power, but also the VERY ugly direction taken.

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The ending of the book is quite reminiscent of the critical moment of 1984 when Warren begs his torturers to, "Do it to Julia [the woman he loved]." This vision of ugliness was only slightly ameliorated by the very last page of the book, promising a sequel that is the "true end". The end of this book is so dark and ugly, entirely unlike most of the tone of the rest of the series. The author's skill makes it even more brutally effective at conveying the depths plumbed in this book. The self-justification of "that's just the way life is" that the author sprinkled about in the text is not a convincing excuse for taking kids (intended audience--my daughter is 13) to this mucky place. The power of the mock ending (the final part of the book is easy to miss) is not really ameliorated by the bandaid at the end.

I wish I hadn't read this book.
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That Got Dark Fast!

The first four books in the Alcatraz series were silly slap-stick that 10-year-olds (and those at heart) could enjoy. They were witty, outlandish, and fun. The Dark Talent begins in this manner, but it ends horrifically. I cannot recommend this book for children, and that's a shame as the rest of the series was perfect for bedtime reading. Wholesome, lighthearted fun was exchanged for depressing, violent shock. The series stops here for me unless my friends find the next one more uplifting and enjoyable.
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Almost Gave a One-Star Review, Until...

After reading some of the "spoiler" reviews and realizing that this is NOT the final volume, I've revised my opinion somewhat. I still think that the severe dark turn is wholly inconsistent with the silliness and humor in the bulk of the story - like watching a comedian who concludes his act by showing you a video of your parents being caged and set on fire by ISIS.

Still, knowing that there's the possibility redemption for the series, I shall reserve final judgment.

But know ye this: The ending sucketh remarkably.
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Series ruined

I have loved this series for years, waiting patiently for book 5 to come out, and here it finally was! It arrived and I happily read most of the book in one sitting....only to be assaulted with the brutal ending! I am EXCESSIVELY disappointed. Mr. Sanderson, a brilliant writer to be sure, has seriously dropped the ball here. So disappointed he and the publishers target young readers and then have the climactic ending become so disturbing and inappropriately violent and dark? I know there is still one more book which will likely resolve things in a better way, but that can't change the trauma of reading this ending. I wanted to read this series to my son, but now I will not. So sad to have the series be ruined.
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Read the Footnotes/very last pages

Anyone who gives this a bad review for the ending needs to pick up their book and read the footnotes .. Specifically the last one. In the hard cover I think it's one of the last pages of the book so look for it you will know it when you see it.

This book was fun for the most part. I feel the author had lots of fun playing around with the self awareness that this is a fantasy autobiography (or that's what the librarians want us to think... Haha) and different writing strategies. The ending was jarring (as I'm sure inspired the bad reviews) but those people need to go back and read the last footnote on the kindle. The footnotes were amusing and plentiful but I didn't catch all of them (reading on kindle) so sometimes I would read a bunch at a time but still enjoyed them. This edition was more of an action adventure with little character development; I crave more story. The ending got extremely uncomfortable and is not age appropriate for kids - I don't know if it's appropriate for anyone really in this series. It was insanely out of place (this book has been comedy and light hearted up to this point) and I was disappointed it took this ugly turn. The end is rated R. I read these types of books to feel good and I know Alcatraz kept warning me - it still wasn't ok. I need more books in this series! I still give this book 4 stars as I took away a star for the ending. Keep writing Mr. Sanderson, it's always a pleasure and I wait anxiously for anything you write to be published.
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Violent book, wouldn't recommend

In my opinion, this book crosses a line. My 11-year-old loved book one through four, but was really upset by this book. The violence described towards family members is too real and is having negative psychological effects on my child. I even found it disturbing - blood sacrifice of your own father while you can hear him screaming? What child needs that visual in their head? I wouldn't recommend this book.
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Dark indeed

I LOVE Brandon Sanderson’s books and the Evil Librarian series has been quite an enjoyable and whimsical story. The ending of this book, however, was terrible. It is bleak, graphic, and disturbing. Quite a tonal change from the first 4 books and you might want to think twice about having younger kids read it. The only redemption from the terrible ending is the promise that there will be another volume.
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Horrible ending of a good series!

Spoiler alert!! It was a great series until the ending of the last book. This is supposed to be a kid's series and yet it ends with his Grandfather shot in the head and his Dad being tortured and killed in front of him and the evil people winning??? This was way too violent and dark at the end!! I realize there is a little "afterword'" that negates part of what happened, but it doesn't make the ending any better really. I would not recommend this book for the age level it is written for! I think the author just got lazy at the end because he wanted to be done with the series....
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