You Have to F*****g Eat
You Have to F*****g Eat book cover

You Have to F*****g Eat

Hardcover – Illustrated, November 12, 2014

Price
$14.36
Format
Hardcover
Pages
32
Publisher
Akashic Books
Publication Date
ISBN-13
978-1617753787
Dimensions
8.43 x 0.33 x 6.52 inches
Weight
7.5 ounces

Description

" You Have to F**king Eat just begs to be given as a gift."-- What The Flicka "A great parent poem that all who deal with kids at meal time will appreciate."-- Maria's Space "What's great about this book is the juxtaposition between the profane text and the idyllic illustrations."-- I've Read This "I'm so happy to have this book in my collection. I won't hesitate to make anyone who sits at my table for a meal read this before they eat!"-- The Reading Vixens "Get a copy today. And grab one for your friend whose kid will only eat foods that are white. They will thank you."-- Absolute Mommy "Mansbach's offering is so simple that it's genius... Eat already has bestseller written all over it."-- Yummy Mummy Club Adam Mansbach is the author of the #1 international bestseller Go the F*** to Sleep , as well as the novels Rage Is Back , Angry Black White Boy , The Dead Run , and The End of the Jews , winner of the California Book Award. He has written for the New Yorker , the New York Times , Esquire , the Believer , and National Public Radio's All Things Considered . His daughter Vivien is not as picky about food as she used to be. Owen Brozman has illustrated for National Geographic , Time Out New York , Scholastic, Ninja Tune, Definitive Jux Records, and numerous other clients. He and Mansbach's previous collaboration is the acclaimed graphic novel Nature of the Beast , and his work has been recognized by the Society of Illustrators of Los Angeles, Creative Quarterly Journal , 3X3 Magazine , and many more. He lives in Brooklyn with his wife and daughter, whose favorite food is bananas.

Features & Highlights

  • A
  • New York Times
  • Best SellerOne of
  • BookRiot
  • 's Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014One of
  • Flavorwire
  • 's 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014"
  • You Have to F***ing Eat
  • makes parents of picky eaters smile."--
  • TODAY Parents
  • "Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with
  • You Have to F**king Eat
  • --another children's book that is most definitely not for children."--
  • Entertainment Weekly
  • "An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table."--
  • Huffington Post
  • "Parents, Adam Mansbach gets you. He understood that sometimes your kids just won't go the f**k to sleep. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won't f**king eat. And he knows, well, it's really f**king annoying. So how about some f**king comic relief?"--
  • GQ
  • "A likeable variation on a universal f***ing theme."--
  • Kirkus Reviews
  • "A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all."--
  • New York Journal of Books
  • "If you're a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates 'deranged' humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you...Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor."--
  • San Francisco Book Review
  • "
  • You Have to F**cking Eat
  • , Sequel to
  • Go the F**k to Sleep
  • , Is Finally F**king Coming...It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. 'No, no, it's not for you,' he'll say, laughing and crying at the same time."--
  • Flavorwire
  • "An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books."--
  • San Francisco Chronicle
  • "A 21st-century bedtime story for the ages (and all ages) if there ever was one."--
  • Bay Area Reporter
  • "Parents, when your precious angel rips you from your three hours of sleep to demand food that he won't actually eat, you'll want this f'ing book."--
  • Mashable
  • "Forthcoming new book by genius funnyman Adam Mansbach."--
  • BoingBoing
  • "Mansbach freely, fabulously curses out the uncensored truth; Brozman makes sure you'll recognize your irresistible, equitably diverse mini-mes with those all-too-familiar expressions, from utter disdain to overwhelming trust and every little eyeball roll in between."--
  • BookDragon/Smithsonian Asian Pacific American Center
  • "If your kid has never presented you with some new mind-boggling preference at mealtime, I suspect you're lying."--
  • Persephone Magazine
  • "This book is genius. It is what every parent is thinking when their child refuses dinner."--
  • Old School/New School Mom
  • "With this soon-to-be crude classic, Adam Mansbach has nailed it with his undeniable animal/child comparisons all cozily complimented by Owen Brozman's humorous illustration--we dare you not to giggle into your eggnog."--
  • Curious Mom
  • "Illustrations are just as enjoyable and the narrative again paints the perfect picture."--
  • Roundtable Reviews
  • From the author of the international best seller
  • Go the F*** to Sleep
  • comes a long-awaited sequel about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic,
  • You Have to F***ing Eat
  • breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads new, old, grand- and expectant, a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.A perfect gift book like the smash hit
  • Go the F*** to Sleep
  • (over 1.5 million copies sold worldwide!),
  • You Have to F***ing Eat
  • perfectly captures Mansbach's trademark humor, which is simultaneously affectionate and radically honest. You probably shouldn't read it to your kids, so there's a kid-friendly version,
  • Seriously, You Have to Eat
  • .

Customer Reviews

Rating Breakdown

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Most Helpful Reviews

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Good Fun

If you are a fan of Adam Mansbach's Go the F*** to sleep and its accompanying audio book narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, then you will probably love this book. Written and drawn in the style of a children's book, You Have to F****** Eat addresses to age old battle fought between child and parent at meal time. Imagine Good Night Moon or Where the Wild Things Are if they were written by a foul-mouthed sailor. The language is raw, but the tone and "story" are pitch perfect.

As I stated in my review of Go The F*** to Sleep, avoid this book if you are easily offended.

I took a star off because this is Adam Mansbach's second children's book parody and I felt like it rehashed the original book's formula without breaking much new comedic territory.
21 people found this helpful
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You have to f*****g get this book!

Our dear, sweet 6 yr old daughter is SO stubborn about eating dinner. After a very exhausting evening at the dinner table, I ordered this for my husband as a Christmas gift. Needless to say, it ended up needing to be busted out much earlier. We love the Go The F to Sleep book, and this one does not disappoint either. I think that all parents need both books! A little humor helps in those frustrating moments. These also pair perfectly with a glass of wine or a stiff drink.
14 people found this helpful
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Just the book this family needed!

When you’re dealing with a two year old who is barely on the weight chart and you’re constantly stressing over her not eating and trying everything you can think of to make her EAT, this book is a godsend of comedic relief! It made a great Christmas present for her mother.
2 people found this helpful
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It's a joke people!

Love this book! I include it in every gift I give to new parents knowing they'll need a sense of humor. Of course the language is X-rated but that's the whole point of it. FUN!
2 people found this helpful
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Meh

Not as funny as the sleep one.
2 people found this helpful
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Perfect

Adorable and ohhhh so true. But once the children can read then I would put it away for when they have kids.
2 people found this helpful
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Two Stars

It was good but not great. I loved his first book but this was just ok
2 people found this helpful
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This type of literature is just too much

Having a toddler, I absolutely appreciate the humor in this book. Would I read it to him? Not really. But it's going on the bookshelf for him to find when he's old enough to demonstrate he won't repeat some words in public. Just like his copy of Go The Fuck To Sleep. Some day he will appreciate the humor in these books as much as his mother and I have. These books I feel are more for parents realizing they're not unique in these common situations when raising children. Which helps tremendously.
2 people found this helpful
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Just as funny as the first book :)

So funny! Just as good as the first. I was given Go the F**k to Sleep as a gift and couldn't stop laughing.. So I had to get this one when I heard it was coming out. So glad I did, it's hilarious. If you are a parent or work with kids, like I do, you'll crack up as you read and then want to share it with everyone you know.
2 people found this helpful
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Funny kid's book; a great gag gift for parents

I laughed out loud reading this. I don't know that it's appropriate for bedtime/storytime, but would make a great gag gift.
1 people found this helpful